Part 50: Horkos Buster
It's time to update. Took me loong enough, I think.


That's the plan! Humans make things go boom! Which is what we want.


Yeah whatever. Let's just go and see what Irving can do with this shit.



Haha, what?



>Irving started working...



Why am I getting Megaman vibes out of that name? WHY.

Irving also got a new gun for us! Meh. I think I will retain the current one for now.

And there it goes. A plasma cannon.

And Tam Lim is a new silly FOE encounter. Not that bad. Not as easy as Kanbari, but definitely not as hard as Matador. Fuck Matador, is what I am saying.

So let's get here and beat the shit out of that ship with a pig on top.
Horkos Buster Go!

Horkos shall be shot. Asshole!


Horkos: "THIS IRON SHIP WAS GOOD! IT WAS FILLED WITH HUMANS! IF I GET TO EARTH I CAN EAT MORE! I CAN EAT HUMANS UNTIL I'M FULL! I'LL EAT YOU ALL. TO EARTH! TO EARTH! TO EARTH!"

Excellente. As Bueno says.








Well, that is what it was made for. So let's justget on with it.


Hell yes! It worked! Or at least it did something.
He is orange now.


No, not buono.


Yes, you are!

Wait, what? It made him not want to eat?






Isn't it? It works! And it can murderize things well!

Oh boy.


This doesn't seem like the most adequate time.





Definitely NOT the best time for this shit.





God damn it why the HELL are they introducing each other antagonistically when goddamn Horkos should be GODDAMN SHOT TO DEATH. God. Damn. It.



And now Jimenez decides to be MASSIVELY stupid.

God damn it.

Yeah, no. God damn it.





Why did Jimenez decide to be a total idiot suddenly? WHY.


Horkos: "I WON'T LET HUMANS TAKE THIS USEFUL BODY AWAY!"

You idiot.


God damn it.


No shit.







Oh well. At least he did produce the thing that allows booming things to hurt Horkos. That's a good thing.


On the other hand, had he not appeared there beore, Horkos would've likely been shot again with the buster, and Jimenez would not have gone into retard mode.


And yet he had to go into retard mode.

Not your bare fucking hands, you used a fucking gun, you idiot.

HURF DURF NO PRIZE FOR GUESSING WHAT GODDAMN ALIGNMENT HE FAVORS.

Fuck you, Jimenez.

Bah.