Part 5: Bonus 1. Gossip Mongering

Bonus 1. Gossip Mongering

I was hanging out with the girls - Erica, Kiki, and Leanne, I mean - when...



Oooh! A gift-certificate! And if there's one thing I enjoyed doing, it was SHOPPING!

But who would have good gossip...?



Sprung is completely out of ideas in this scene.



I walked over to Alex.



What to say?



That's a nice earring.



Er...



Where is it going?



Wait - what did walking past the nature trail have to do with-



Awesome! Now I had some gossip for Thailand! But maybe not enough. I walked over to Erica...



Erica? A date? What the-?



You have a date tonight?



I wonder if she meant literally a fox made of stone. I wouldn't put it past her.





...The.. the what? There's a Manhunter joke here, but I can't delay an update to find it.



Well...



Customers are always coming in and out of here. Heard any dirt?



Elliot?! What a freak! Also, Brett mentioned a girl he called Hippie. I wonder if I'll meet her at any point...



And so I walked over to Kiki.



Do I!



Well...

dshban posted:

KIKI IS A SLUT

Do you guys really get it though?



Hehe - well this "Danny" might very well be...





Oh, Kiki, you and your...



...fourth-wall breaking... references... uh, okay!



Kiki!



Gasp!



Well, out with it!



Awesome! This was trivia that maybe three - or dare I dream four - people in the whole world would like!



And with that, it was time to go to Thailand.



God, what a hick. Why was I trying to entertain her again? Oh, right! Gift card!

Guess what I heard!



Well...



Well...



Well...



What the-? It appears the gossiper got something ironic to happen! I guess. I don't know. Even I was fucking bored with this.



And with that she gave me a Gift Card, and that was the end of that chapter.

Coming up... I meet the infamous Danny!