Part 22: 22 - Gay Jokes Are Classy
22 - Gay Jokes Are Classy

[Ok, so we finished up in the Ocean Temple and now we're off again to some new and probably even stupider locale for the next SpellStone.]

I don't want to think about it. Hell, do you even want to think about it?

Fine. Whatever. Fuck you guys.


So there we were, heading back to...town, I guess? Anyway, we were passing through that passage with the wonky trees that you could hit like a drum.

And we found some little schmuck whining. It was late, my cynicism meter was off and I think we were all flying on auto-pilot.



You want me to tell this crap, then shut it! Anyways, we weren't paying attention and so Fox went over to check up on the little turd. I mean, what was he thinking going to talk to a baby dinosaur wearing a diaper?!

Amazingly, Tricky was the only one who was at all skeptical. I guess all that inlaid racism actually serves a purpose after all.




Fox got literally trounced.


And this is what he woke up to.

Fox, as usual, was the very spirit of diplomacy. Tricky was not captured, but was instead defeated by his dire nemesis, the ladder.




During all of this, some random-ass CloudRunner showed up for the show.





Of course, lacking a boat of any sort this plan ultimately fell through.















And with that, the town was deserted again.


Right near the mound was some shit to dig up.




Across the river Tricky burned some brambles down. Behind them was a Boost Pad leading to nowhere of interest and another mound to dig up.



Up in the northeast corner of the village was the last dirt mound. Guess what it contained?




Of course, it's not a real fetch quest unless you have to bring them all back to somewhere.



Each block made some platforms raise up out of the water. We were now fortunate enough to be able to explore even more of this shitty village.

Unfortantely, about the only thing we could find was this asshole.



Fox being the amazing conversationalist he is, the LightFoot chief was forced to spring this out of fucking nowhere.














So, Fox ended up doing some gay tests.

First he had to shove MuscleFoot into a hole.
















The chief returned to his hut and the way into the central mound was opened. For some insane reason, Fox went to explore the village yet again. I wish I could say he didn't find anything, but he met...well, see for yourself.
[LightFoot Kid Minigame: Viddler]
The only one of those that provided any real benenfit was the one that activated a Boost Pad.

All that for some fuel cells and a Cheat Token.



[Bafomdad Count: 16]

Getting back to the task at hand, we found a huge totempole in the middle of the room. It had some crazy dragon painted on it, but the segments were all out of sync.

Using his vast intellect, Fox immediately leapt atop the blatantly out of place crates.




That figures.





Alright, fuck this. I'm gonna need some Dutch courage for the next bit.
