Part 7: Inheritance

It's another day, another mission for Lazlo, the Deliverator. He hauls ass over to the kitchen where Funghi is waiting.

No time for breakfast? Oh well, Lazlo still has some leftovers from that takeout lunch he got yesterday.


I'm important!


...and Snowe heard that and now he is feeling left out. Maybe you should devote some of the time you're spending listening in on other people's conversations to becoming less terrible at everything instead.

Lazlo arrives just in time to hear Katarina brief Glen on the situation.

...So, Commander, how are you feeling?

"Not because you're worried or anything. Just because I'm not getting enough violence in my blood just punching Snowe whenever he fucks up."



Who's in charge here, anyway?
It looks like he's feeling a bit better.

"Beep boop. What is [humour]. I do not comprehend your human emotions."
Before we can get another episode of Glen and Katarina: The Married Years, there's a noise in the distance.


...this time, it wasn't quite as distant. As soon as the shaking stops, Lazlo and Katarina rush over to the windows.


You didn't think the legendary pirate Dario was going to give up that easily, did you?

Glen shuffles over to a window.

Hey...

...doesn't this ugly fucker look familiar somehow?

Katarina has drawn the same conclusion I think most of us already did:

(Normally, that wouldn't be any evidence, but, you know, video game.)


Glen is probably the second most competent person on the island right now.

Come on...!
Prepare to attack!
We're given control of Lazlo again. After he leaves...

...Glen has a few words for Katarina's ears alone.








Katarina goes, leaving Glen to his brooding.

Once again, Snowe meets us outside.



We mustn't allow these dastardly pirates to come ashore!! Use whatever means available!
Any time you hear the word "dastardly", you know you're talking to one classy motherfucker.
Knights of Gaien: Yes, ma'am!

All the nameless goons run off, leaving the people who matter behind.



They all join the party.

Outside, we see Tal and Keneth charging on ahead. I like how they still gave the named characters who aren't part of the party some attention.



Pirates attack!

The party fights a succession of battles against fairly pointless enemies. Katarina stands out by having one whole second level spell at her disposal! One she never gets to use, but she has it.

Between battles,

...we're shown close-ups of our party beating down the enemies.

Still, there's quite a lot of them.

Glen is left with the choice of whether to simply watch from his window...
...or try something drastic.



Knight of Gaien: They're going to fire at us!

More keep coming...

...but Glen has had enough of their shit, and superior numbers won't help them.

The rune howls...

...and knights and pirates alike turn to the tower.

Dark clouds gather in the sky...




Unable to cope with the magical WMD, the remaining pirates have no choice...

...and the knights watch in awe as the surviving ships make their retreat.

It begins to rain.

Most rational people probably would want to stay away from that place right now.

Lazlo makes his way around the area to check on the survivors. The gate into town is closed.

Knight of Gaien (2): *pant*... *pant*...




Knight of Gaien (1): Lazlo, please help tend to the wounded, too!
Knight of Gaien (2): ...


However, the story will not continue unless we disobey a direct order.

I would like to take this opportunity to point out that the rain effects are really nice. Not only does it splash on the character models, but the ground has become covered with water as well and Lazlo kicks up drops when he runs.

It's not worth a video, but here's a gif.

Lazlo runs up the stairs, without noticing there's someone following.


Glen has not made it very far.

It's unclear how much he truly knows about the rune on his hand, but the danger it poses is quite obvious.

And the rune...

...prepares to once more abandon its host, just as Snowe arrives on the scene.




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Knight of Gaien: W-Well... we just received a report that a Knight has entered the Hall.

Knight of Gaien: Yes, ma'am!
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...Commander?
Snowe tries to shake some life back into Glen...

...but it is futile.

Lazlo is busy collapsing and wouldn't be able to answer even if he could speak.




...oh, for fuck's sake.