Part 54: Complete and total genocide

Last time, we had reason to suspect, but not really care, that someone set fire to Beaver Lodge.

...what, I'm going to have to deal with this no matter what? Fine. Let's go, then.

Please be careful, though. We have no idea what we're up against.
I'll give them props for this: the castle is dark, most of the NPCs aren't in place, and the ones who are up have different things to say. But all in all I don't like this much. I was never very fond of the beavers to begin with and pulling this doesn't make anything better. I'm sure you can tell where it's going already.

But I'll be happy if it turns out that those preparations were unnecessary. You take care of yourself, too.
First you have the beavers, and they're like "okay so you're going to fight the guys who used us as slave labour, but we're not gonna help because it's not as if they'll do it again if you lose or anything, so good luck with that!"


And then you have the Godwins who are like "so the beavers aren't siding with the rebels? It's time to kill them all." Because, you know, I haven't been making all those


Well... unless you plan to buy a lotta stuff! Then I'm open for business!
And then we're going to go in there and put a stop to it and the beavers will be like "okay fine we'll join you" and Marscal will be all "curses foiled again" and absolutely no one will be surprised.

Anyway. We got new people last time. Sagiri is as you saw the first time she joined the party. She's one of two ranged attackers with multiple attacks and has two free rune slots, so she's pretty good. But if you bring her along after what you saw last time you are literally Göring. Nakula gets to come instead. I'm pretty sure he'll be happy to help.

Um... Sure... I'll get you there...
It's not a lot of work, but I do appreciate the sleepy portrait. Viki will teleport us (to one location only) but can't join the group at this time.


But what we're actually looking for is the other option.



We're teleported to... the path to Yashuna? I'm pretty sure walking directly from the castle would've been faster.

The enemies are now zombies. They're the same as they were in the Big Hole. Let's talk about Nakula instead.
Having introduced himself as a lancer, it's no surprise that he comes with a spear, and the Pierce skill, sadly, permanently attached. He's mostly notable for his Fury Rune, the first one we get. Unlike previous games it doesn't keep you permanently Furied, but will wear off after a few turns. 'course, much like Boost, that is not a problem if you've killed everything by the time it becomes an issue.
Fury is 1.5x damage with no drawbacks; it's a reasonably attractive alternative to Power. There are other means of inflicting the status, like the Shield Rune and getting a buddy knocked out in battle, but none of them are as quick and certain as the Fury Rune. Quite nice, although Nakula only has one slot to begin with and should probably be using Boost/Double-Edged instead.

Oh yeah, to no one's surprise Beaver Lodge really was on fire.

A brief cutscene plays as we enter.

Prince! Watch out!

An assassin comes walking in from the left. Circle Formation, go! Lorelai in the back takes an accuracy penalty (well, so does Jeane but she shouldn't be attacking much) but once unbalanced, the enemy can't dodge anyway. Circle Formation is really good.

It can't be... I don't understand... Why would they be...?
???: Prince?! Is that you?!












Maroon joins the party and promptly gets shoved in the reserves where he can't get in the way.

Although I don't like the event as a whole, this part with Frey going


Beaveristan is overrun by assassins. They are pretty tough, with upwards a couple of thousand hit points, and I'm pretty sure they're both hard-hitting and evasive. Even so, they can't stand up to a full party beating on them, and since I'm fully prepared to abuse the Circle Formation, they don't even get a hit in.

We find our objective in Fuwala's house.














Even so, it's still a dumb scene. I can laugh at Lyon calling them "sick, sick men" but I can't really add anything more than what I've already said.

The cartoonishly evil villains are by far Suikoden V's most glaring weak spot.

It's not the only one, but none of the others, not even the load times, are this bad.










And naturally, Dolph is full of shit.

For one, even bosses are vulnerable to unbalance.

And although he does have more HP than his minions, enough to survive a full round, Lorelai whips him in the balls a second time and he goes down before taking a single action.
If I had brought someone with an actual attack stat instead of Jeane, I'm pretty sure he wouldn't have lasted a round.
The Twin Tactic is a two-person formation. It gives a decent stat boost, but you... only have... two people.

Like before, if you do let him attack, Dolph will go after Lyon first and foremost.


But of course Dolph isn't done yet.


At least he acknowledges it.



And then he ninja vanishes.



I find it somewhat interesting that the beavers don't have a matriarchal society. The "women and children" speech looks a bit out of place in Falena.

In the human regions, it'd be more like "stow all our useless male heirs on a ship so they don't get themselves killed" or something.


???: Prince! Maroon! Where are you?! Are you guys okay?! Yell if you guys can hear me!



Ya think?

I expected more.










They play sad music here so you know it's an emotional moment but it's not as if we lost anything of value.
Beaver: Who did this?! I knew we shouldn't have gotten involved in the disputes of men!
Beaver: Yeah, it was working with the humans that caused this!



Beaver: Exterminate us...?!


Beaver: He... has a point.
Beaver: Yeah! If we wanna stay in Beaver Lodge, we've gotta make a stand! Let's join 'em! Let's join the humans!

*nod*



Both named, faced beavers join up at this point.

And now on to less terrible things!

One nice thing about this mess is that Beaver Lodge is now a proper town. Well, "nice" might be a little exaggerated. But they do sell armour, items and provide a trade shop if you want to use them.

Nuoh, I wonder if Mor knows...
You sure picked the right time to come back.

Oh yeah, appraisal too. 'course, it's entirely pointless once you have Bastan in your basement.

Back home again.

I have a hard time staying angry. No one with a name was hurt, and I got more Stars of Destiny out of the deal. These things seem to keep happening whenever a town gets torched.

You have to reach my Lady quickly!
That sounds a lot more interesting.

I'm pretty sure she'd say the same thing even if we'd brought her along to meet the beaver in question.

I hear fried tail of beaver is considered a delicacy in some parts.

Hmph. Don't I feel stupid for calling you pampered. Looks like I'm the one who's been a little baby...
You never know when someone might have something new to say. Roy seems to care about as much about beavers as I do.

Nikea felt the scent of burning beaver and got even hungrier.

Whatever.

Does anyone still care?



Oh.
Oh. Could we return to the subject of Beaver Lodge? It was marginally more interesting.







We have a choice,

but I don't think it has any effect. It barely even altered the dialogue.

???: No, I think His Highness is right!



Damn straight.



Meanwhile, in sunny Sol-Falena...








Have I told you lately how great Lym is? Because Lym is pretty great.

Oh, we wish.





















Once the Godwins have an actual queen in place, their rule will seem all the more legitimate. As incompetent as they are, that's not a good thing for us.
Someone is going to have to think of something.
Fast, preferably.

(While they do, have a load screen because I don't think I showed this off before.)