Part 3: Noah's Ark: Europe
Proton Jon posted:
I'm on to you Topher Florence! There's no way this game existed before the LP, you had to have helped work on it somehow for this LP or something, it's just too perfect. I'm gonna keep watching it either way though, especially considering what's coming later.
Keep up the good work.
Nah. This game and it's prequel have actually been available for and while the only things I made were the little edited together Noah cartoon at the front and edited a stock music soundtrack underneath the library scene.
I actually did enjoy The Zoo Race "ironically" or whatever at first, but Christian games tend to be so boring or depressing that after playing through the Zoo Race I started to honestly enjoy it for it's sheer weirdness and spirit of fun which of course I am fond of. But I digress...
As you might remember from Sunday School class or the frontpage, the Book of Genesis [Wildly Mistranslated for Japanese Game Designers Edition] tells us that shortly before the flood, Noah had to save individual animals from anachronistic pseudo-racist caricatures by killing, killing, and more killing. Lucky for historians, a news broadcast from the time period survived the flood. Here, in all it's horror, is Noah's rampage across "Europe":
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