Part 6: Noah's Ark: North America

And the final leaderboard scores for the Cosmic Ark Challenge are:

10 -- MarineTheRacoonsBoyfriend1985 - 10,200
9 -- Brast Plocessing - 11,080
8 -- HYPERGEUSIA - 11,240
7 -- PMS 1138 - 12,050
6 -- Lunchmeat Zenith - 12,350
5 -- Han Shoots Fourth 13,000
4 -- Badical2ThaMax - 13,300
3 -- Buscemi Patrol - 14,450
2 -- mouthless_earless_toronto - 16,810
1 -- Quentin Tarantine-Faux - 22,240

Congratulations to Quentin Tarantin-Faux! Quentin is a professional Quentin Tarantino Impersonator who lives in Koreatown in L.A. I did offer him the prize via im, but he refused:

<docfuture>:nice work man. you're the animal namer!
<taratinefaux>: i don't want that shit man
<docfuture>: okay
<taratinefaux>:
<docfuture>: ???
<taratinefaux>:
<docfuture>: why did you enter then?
<taratinefaux>: i wanna direct one of your videos
<docfuture>: diret?
<taratinefaux>: yeah i wanna be like my hero QT
<docfuture>: i dunno...
<taratinefaux>: i wanna direct that fuckin sheep
<docfuture>: sheep
<taratinefaux>: yeah seth the sheep in the fuckin zoo race. that shit is hot.
<docfuture>: do you have the game
<taratinefaux>: gimme the video, i'll direct it. all I need is the great taste of Ruffles KFC Famous Bowl Flavored Potato Chips to power me through
<taratinefaux>:
<docfuture>:well i can't argue with the awesome flavor that just won't quit

And after much discussion, I'm letting him edit the next video with his own director's commentary. In the meantime:



This time Noah travels to North America to kill pesky Indians on his quest to save one animal. Click below to see his latest adventure.

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