Table of Contents
- Chapter 1
- Chapter 2: The Turtle, the Bridge, and the Douchebag
- Chapter 3: Stop! Hammer Time
- Chapter 4: Mario: Supastar!
- Chapter 5: When You Wish Upon A Knife
- Chapter 6: No You Can't Stick Your Tongue In There!
- Chapter 7: The Truth About Mallow
- Chapter 8: How A Child's Toy Brought Down Jumpman
- Chapter 9: Moles Can Sing?
- Chapter 10: Cupid's Aneurism
- Chapter 11: And the Password Is...
- Chapter 12: TURTLE CHEF!!!
- Chapter 13: The Stars and Sea: A Documentary
- Chapter 14: What Arrrrrgh Ya Gonna Do About It?
- Chapter 15: Screw Columbus! The World Is Flat!
- Chapter 16.1: Uberness....TO THE MAX!
- Chapter 16.2: Uberness....TO THE MAX! (part 2)
- Chapter 17: It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's a...Cloud?
- Chapter 18: Whatchu Gonna Do Wit All That Junk?
- Chapter 19: Diamonds Aren't Forever
- Chapter 20: With your powers combined, I'm *Spoiled for Content*!
- Chapter 21: S words for 500