Part 1
In light of the fact that they still haven't put out Super Mario RPG for the Virtual Console, I was feeling the need for some Mallow and Geno. I decided to do an LP, since I love reading them, and kinda want to try them out. I don't think this one has been done before, but I could be wrong. If I am, feel free to tell me, and I'll close it down. Anyways, on to our fun times.
Welcome to the Mushroom Kingdom. A world where fat Italian men can jump higher than olympic high jumpers. A world where princesses are routinely taken away from their castles by large turtle-men. But most of all, a world where eating shrooms doubles your size and gives you more health.
That's not to say there aren't still consequences...
Anyways, this is Mario. The protagonist of this story, and the slayer of many reptiles.
Next, we have Mallow. A character unique to this game, and never used again.
He may look harmless, but there's two big reasons to stay on his good side.
#1. This guy's his uncle.
#2.
We'll learn more about his story as the game progresses.
The third character is also a new guy, never to be used again
He has a mysterious background, as well. More on him later.
Our next contestant is the nefarious King Koopa, Bowser.
He's got uncontrollable princessakleptomania, but that blasted Mario always steals her back. The stupid fat plumber has no sympathy for the psychologically challenged.
Speaking of princessakleptomania, we have Princess Peach/Toadstool.
She's the least offensive of the team, and nearly a necessity in the endgame.
We open up our story with a nice, quaint scene of Princess Peach
sitting outside Mario's Pad.
I can't wait for Mario to wake up so we can get wasted off the shrooms I just got.
Until....
Oh, crap. Not again. I'm starting to think Mario pays Bowser off to kidnap me, so we'll have nasty rescue sex afterwards.
Mama-mia! My booty call ho is gone!
Time to use my amazing skillz to jump on a bunch of turtles. It's a hard-knock life, for sure.
Anyways, time to get down to business.
