Part 12: TURTLE CHEF!!!

TURTLE CHEF!!!

If the Princess got married to Booster, Mario didn't know what would happen.
Geno: Well, she could just get a divorce, or even an annulment.
Bowser: Yeah....that would save us a lot of trouble.
Hmmm...........nah, I'm bored. Let's go!


Once again wandering around aimlessly, Mario managed to find another Hidden Treasure (#22)


While they were in town, they also stocked up on things like Happy Shells and B'tub Rings.

But eventually, they decided to go to the chapel. Since they were "too cool for the front door", as Mario said, they went in the back way, noticing the weird looking cake in the kitchen. Mario felt it would be prudent to jump on the cake. Forget the fact that he would probably have fallen through it.



Well that was unnecessarily rude.


Nope! But I will stand here and watch you throw your shoulder out of place from hitting the door wrong.

After much bruising, the Snifit managed to get the door open, and Mario and co. followed him through.


You know, all you really have to say is "I don't." There's not anything to be scared about.
*SLAM*
Geno: Hm. I guess the door shut accidentally.


Really, that's unnecessary. It's not even locked.
Bowser: Nonsense. I take care of Team Awesome.


Booster: What are you talking about? You just tripped and fell!
Peach: Oh.
Booster: Dang it. Look, the turtle guy crashed through the door for no apparent reason.......no need to cry, Princess. We'll just have security remove him.


Booster: Well that's hardly something to cry about. But after all, she's a woman, so go find it for her, and if some random guy comes up and asks you for it, by all means give it to him.





There you go, Booster. Now, can we fight and get it over with?


No. The only chick here is the Princess.
Booster: Oh, right.
Peach: I don't wanna marry you!!!
Booster: You don't?
Peach: No.
Booster: Ok. All you had to do was say so.
All:


Mama mia! My hoe is back!

Mario and Peach:


Bowser: Uh......we were just experimenting.
Booster: Yeah.......that.


Chef Torte: Vat are you doing kissing ze bride bevore ze vedding? In my country, that means war!!!


Mallow: Anyone notice how the cake doubled in size..............anyone?







Apprentice: Fine! I quit!
Chef Torte: You can't quit! Come back here!



Geno: Well getting rid of them was easy. Now, time to destroy the cake for no apparent reason.

Booster: I'm hungry! Where's the cake I ordered?



Booster: Oh, er, well, I guess I'll eat it, then. Unless you guys want some?
My feet and yours have both been on there. We'll pass.
Booster: Okay then. I'll just eat it all then.



Raspberry: Not like this!


More experience for doing nothing!

Welp, let's head back. I'll take the scenic route, since I've never seen the other side of Marrymore.


Yeah, I was just....


I know, I......


Okay, I....



For goodness sakes! I just wanted to take the scenic route and get a quick breather before taking her back. Is that so much to ask?
All: Oh....er, sorry.
Whatever, let's go.


Why exactly didn't we come down here using this method?

And that's it for now. Join our company of heroes next time for The Stars and Sea: A Documentary