Part 15: Screw Columbus! The World Is Flat!

Screw Columbus! The World Is Flat!

While wandering about at the land's apparent end, Mario and co. managed to find quite a few more annoying douches they had to fight.


Chows: More robotic dogs/wolves......classic.

Octovaders: These guys look a bit too much like these guys.....


Yeah.....someone copied someone else.


Geckits: Lizards that for some reason are easily confused.

Spinthras: I'm having enough déjà vu to last me a long, long time.


Shoguns: These are some of the toughest guys in the game at this level, with astounding defense and 150 hp. Also, they're annoying.


and Stingers: Why make a new enemy when you can change the color scheme of others?!




They also managed to find three more Hidden Treasures (#23-25)



When they were finished with that, they went exploring into a strange hole in the cliff wall.
I'm INVISIBLE!!! Oh, wait......I'm just loading to the next area.....

In this new area, they happened to find two more lame excuses for new enemies.


Shy Aways: Weird, floaty guys with the power to....er......fertilize.

and Kriffids: Even sporting the new colors, these guys just aren't very intimidating.


They also found another Hidden Treasure (#26)


They somehow wound up in Kero Sewers again, and found a Cricket Jam.
Mallow: Maybe if I give Grandpa this, he'll actually love me!
You're adopted kid, no one loves you.



After they went back the way they came (cause honestly who wants to trudge around in a sewer longer than they have to?), they ran into a strange rat who beckoned them to come to Monstro Town.
Wait...once where?
Dang it, he already left.
Welp, looks like the only thing left to do is to jump in random whirlpools of quicksand, or whatever the crap this stuff is.

For some reason, that plan actually worked, and they wound up in a strange underground place with a surprise waiting for them.


I'm INVINCIBLE!!!!
Mallow: SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

After resolving their differences, the crew ran into an old a new type of enemy.


Fink Flowers: Yes. These flowers do have lips.



Upon entering the temple at the end of the tunnel, they also found a couple more Hidden Treasures (#27 & 28).



They found some random scrolls lying around, too.
Scroll: I'm sorry. I'm not expecting visitors past my bedtime.
Dang it, Mallow! You picked the wrong one. Now we have to keep going back and forth until we get the right one.


Unfortunately, Belome swallowed them shortly after arriving.


Strangely enough, there was another Belome inside. Obviously, a fight commenced.
.....Mallow?! What the hell are you doing in this fight?
Mallow: I was bored.....
Dang it, you're so worthless.
Belome: Dude, check this out. I just unlocked the genetic code. I can clone people!


Look at this douche in the red shirt and blue suspenders. I hate him already
Mallow: Alright. Time to prove yourself......again. You probably won't get another chance.
Mallow: 3 TIMES THE POWA!!!!




.....again?


Belome: I'll tell big me to puke us all out.
Bowser: Whoa. Was that you, Mallow?
Mallow: No.....I think he's leaving on his own. I'm still worthless.


Where have I seen this before?


Woohoo! Monstro Town here we come!

Alright. That's it for now. Join us next time for Uberness....TO THE MAX!