Part 17: .2: Uberness....TO THE MAX! (part 2)

UBERNESS....TO THE MAX! (part 2)


Since Left Ventricle was the only one who posted a doable tune (I don't think eight notes of Metallica would be very distinct), we used that one.


Tadpoles: F....feed me.......


Since they now had a worthless Soprano Card, they felt the need to go do other pointless things.
What the hell is this?
Greedy SOB: A mystery egg!!!
It's not like we can't go jump on a bunch of oversized caterpillars to get the money back, anyway. Sure, we'll take it.


Well, it's not like we got anything important to do. Hey, booty-call, try it out.


Peach: It changed! Wait....where are we?
Bowser: No idea. Do it again!


Mallow: What the crap? Sheep attack? What does that do?


Geno: Awesome! We're pelting that weird robowolf with sheep!
Sheep: Bbbbbaaaaaa.......stards.
Mallow:

Since they were somehow in the area, they headed off to Mushroom Kingdom again to see how those idiots were doing.


Wtf? Who goes to bed in their power suit?

Since they were finally done jacking around, they headed off to Land's End, once again, to somehow climb into the clouds.....

While there, they found a couple more pesky annoyances.


Chewies: Hmm.....what kind of plant is thi.......OH, CRAP IT BIT OFF MY LEG!


and Chomp Chomps: And you thought chomps were retarded.




They also found more Hidden Treasures! (#30-32)


Hmmmm....what could this be???


What? One of you guys again? You're getting kinda old.
Box Boy: Hello. My name is Inigo Boxboya. You killed my father (and my brother and cousin). Prepare to die.
....SUUUUUUPER JUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM.......


!!!What the hell is that thing?
Fautso: I am Fautso. I am matter and antimatter....
Mallow: Hey, that's not your line!
Fautso: Oh, er, sorry 'bout that.
ULTRA JUMP!!!!


Geno: Well, that was fairly easy.


Hmm.......where could this go???


Casino, eh? I'm in.


Why not.
.............
Grate Guy: Yay, you won! Here's this crappy thing I found the other day.


Peach: Why do I all of the sudden feel MUCH less useless?

Heading away from the casino, they reached the apparent.....end......of Land's End.


FIGHT TIME, BABY!


Geno: Well that's not so bad.



Mallow: Well that was quick.


Peach: What the crap is recycled water? Wouldn't that be kinda gross?


Bowser: Okay, there's got to be a line somewhere.


Better than the "nutrients" you added last time?


Sonuva....


Now why'd ya have to go and do that? ULTRA JUMP!!!!!!


Hellz yeah!


Then why exactly aren't you at the entrance to Nimbus Land?


Hmmm......wonder what this could be?

After they went down the tunnel, they saw a big brick thing. Being an idiot, Mario thought the best idea was to hit it with his head.


A-climbin' we go, I suppose.

Up there, they found two more dummies to kill. At least these guys are original, though.


Heavy Troopas: Fatty McFat Fats.

and Birdies: Enough is enough! I'm tired of these mutha****in birds with these mutha****in spears!


ARRGGGGGGH!!!


Hmm.....methinks this will help a little.


Word up, man. Also, props to Moxie for the reminder on the Work Pants.

For some reason, Mallow thought it would be a good idea to jump through a hole in the clouds. That's right.....he jumped through a hole.....in the clouds.


They were met by some weird-looking guys babbling on about a hot spring and royalty.
Peach: Um....hello? PRINCESS Peach??? Ringing any bells there, doofas?

Seeing as they now knew the way back, they took one last detour before heading up higher into the clouds.


Remember that suspicious area of Rose Town?


So, that's your name, or what?
Gardener: What can I say, my mom was on crack.


Mallow: That's what SHE said!!!!
Bowser: .....okay, I gotta hand it to ya on that one. It was pretty good.
Sure, you can have it. I'm not doin anything with it.
Gardener: OH MUH GOODNESS!!!

Feeling they should get as far away from that guy as possible, they headed back to the sky.



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