Part 2: The Turtle, the Bridge, and the Douchebag

Alright, as has been said, the name is only mentioned once in the game, and it's supposed to be a password. Seeing as how Lou Albano got the most votes, and it doesn't fit,

Albano it is!

The Turtle, the Bridge, and the Douchebag

Well that didn't take too long. I guess it was pretty dumb of me to travel all the way around the world to go to my next door neighbor's house all those years.


Helloooooooooooooooo......anybody here? Usually there's at least 6 goombas or those spikey thingies by now. Mama-mia, something isn't right!


Well, I guess it's time to get my punch on.


Haha! Now it's three on one! Wait.........I'ma still outnumbered.


That's right. I know about timed hits. Take THAT, you evil turtle-things!


*Okay, okay, we give up! And get off your high pedastal. We were just chillin' here until you came in--illegally, no less--and started beating the hell out of us!*

Oh......It'sa my bad. I thought all you turtle guys were evil.
*Well THAT'S a bit racist*
.......whatever. Peace, love, and human supremacism!


Hmm....I'ma starting to have second thoughts. Maybe I'll turn around and go back. Who needs a princess?



What the hell, Bowser? Why would you make a collapsible bridge over lava in you own house? Are you suicidal?


Hmmm

Oh, of course. How could I not think that a 1,000 pound king would be standing on a freaking chandelier?









What to do, what to do, what to do? Well, I guess I'll just jump on his head, like last time.



Oh, thanks. I just wasted 3 flower points on his head. Stupid whore.


Well that seemed to work. Maybe she's not so worthless.



Well, that got rid of him. Good riddance, as I always say. This place is a safety hazard. The Chancellor needs to shut it down, but of course he's a freaking mushroom, so that'll never happen.

Son of a.....

So mucha for physics.



Haha! Mario winsa again. Gamea over!


*One is the loneliest number that you'll ever....*

*Ow! Where the hell did this huge sword come from?*


Mama miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiia!

Hey, look. There's Death Mountain, I mean Barrel Volcano.

Well if thata wasn't luck, I don't know whata is.

Toad: Where's the flame?
She's back at the castle. A stupid sword came in and threw me out the ceiling. Don't ask me how THAT works.

Sure, like I've got nothing better to do.


Mario: It'sa me, Mario.
Exor: I don't give a crap. Adios, butt muncher! I'm so clever


What is it with this place and bridges?

.....so aaaaanyways, that'sa why I need a raise.

Mama mia, it'sa gonna be a long day.

Ahh, the overworld.

This is only part of it, though.