Super Mario RPG Part #21 - With your powers combined, I'm *Spoiled for Content*!

Part 21: With your powers combined, I'm Spoiled for Content!

Aaaaaaaaaaaand we're back again for another installment! When we last left Mario and the gang, a team of five different-colored evil rangers had just stolen their star. What would Zordon think?

Here's the battle on Betamax, for anyone who wants to see...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YVjZYwS89mM / Backup

With your powers combined, I'm *Spoiled for Content*!

So how exactly did they not see this thing coming from a hundred miles away???

Oh.....they're not the Power Rangers!

Geno: Jeez, you guys are a bunch of complainers!

Axem Red: ...is enough! I'm tired of all the mother.......er.....nevermind.

Peach: Oh no! They're forming the Megazord!!!
Axem Red: It's not the Mega...
Bowser: Holy crap, you're right!
Mallow: Where's Rita Repulsa when you need her?
Axem Rangers: IT'S NOT THE FREAKING MEGAZORD!!!

oh shi

Well that was aptly named.

Axem Red: Hey, they're back!

Bowser: How the......what just happened?

No idea. Also, why are there explosions on the volcano, where the Rangers' didn't even crash?

Meh, who cares? Uno mas!!!

Geno: What the? Back here again???

You guys realize that clouds are just condensed water, right?

Dang it! Again???

Hours later....

Bowser: .....and that's the last time I ever get a whore in Tijuana, let me tell you. Oh, hey, my castle!

In his castle, they ran into many rip-off enemies that had moved in while he was gone.

Terra Cottas: That's right. The only difference is the shell color.

Malakoopas: Oh, the creativity.

Tub-o-Troopas: I'll show you my gigantic shell if you show me yours.

Gu Goombas: I think this guy should go see a doctor soon....

Star Crusters: Deja déjà vu.

And Forkies: There's no way in hell that guy can eat from that gigantic fork.

Stolen items???!!!?! Get him, gang!
Croco: Sonuva.....

Come on, new car!

Suffice it to say, they chose poorly, but they met a couple ~~new~~ enemies.

Greapers and Glum Reapers: I think the blue one's their leader.

This takes me back.

You again?
Chester: I've never met you. My name is Chester.
Geno: You treasure chest guys are all the same, anyway.
Chester: What, you think it's easy being name Chester??? No one wants to be my friend, I can't get a date with a girl chest, and they lock me away in some fat turtle's castle, all because my parents were douche bags.
Peach: .....that sucks.
Chester: Just put me out of my misery, would ya?
Happy to oblige.

*SUPER JUMP*

Peach: You're really heartless, you know that?
Bowser: Hey look! He left behind all this crap.

Drill Claw: A drilling claw. Thanks for the info, you stupid game.

Why would you even put this here?
Bowser: I got bored.

Bowser: This is my castle, though...

Bowser: You know, you should really start taking your medication, man.

Magikoopa: Yeah, you're probably right. Here's this to make up for your trouble. Forget the fact that you have to trek through the entire castle every time you wanna get to it.