Part 22: S words for 500

Exor Fight / Backup

Smithy Fight / Backup

S words for 500

When we last left our crazy heroes, they had just been raised on some weird chandelier thing to the roof. What awaited them there was so horrible that it would be horrendous just to.......okay, never mind. It was this guy.


A sword??? You've got to be kidding me. I mean, fighting a living knife was retarded, but a 30 ft tall sword?


Peach: Hey, look, I found these star things again!


Bowser: What the....


Geno: What the hell did you do, you crazy whore?
Mallow: Yay! It wasn't me that screwed up this time!
Ugh. We're not stuck here, you idiots. We're just in a different dimension. We can go back out the way we came.
Mallow: Aw........I mean, yay......


Traveling along, they ran into the last hidden treasure (#39, though I miscounted somewhere....this is officially the last one, which is the 39th)


Bowser: Whoa! How'd we get here?
Okay, how the hell did that stupid chest guy know we were going to go to another freaking dimension?
Well, sense we're here.....



Peach: Skillet power.....TO THE EXTREEEEEEME!!!!!

Back in the other dimension, they ran into some new more enemies:


Hippopos (er...the other one): I think this is supposed to be a cheap knock-off of Dumbo, but who the hell knows.


Ameboids: So......a mushroom? At least the other ones tried to look like them so we'd get close. These guys are idiots.


Jabits: I could swear that guy just punched me with his nonexistent arms.


Springers: Another repeat? C'mon, gimme something!


Ninjas: Well, at least they're aptly named, albeit not very creatively.

and Doppels: I think they're supposed to be some kind of spirit thing.


....this thing sucks.


Countdown: A ONE TWO THREE-O-CLOCK, FOUR-O-CLOCK ROCK! A-
Bowser: What the hell, man?


Countdown: You will succumb to the awesome powers of waking people up!!!
*stare*


Geno: Well that was awkward.



Hey, I know those guys.......



I think I'm seeing a pattern here....


Cloaker: I'm Cloaker.
Domino: And I'm Domino.
Both: And we're gonna pump *clap* you UP.
......this is getting pathetic.



Finally, some AC! Wait a second......we're in a factory, which can only mean........







......there's a bunch of random people with jobs I get to kill! Awesome! Hahaha, hopefull Mrs. Gunyolk doesn't stay up too late waiting on him to come home.


Mallow: ......random......




Why does it always have to be tube-things I go down? Could I not just take a cab down there?



Peach: Because we have 6 and you have 1, and that would render the whole game worthless?



Okay, seriously, we can talk this over, man. No need to get all heated up that we won't dish out 6 stars we worked pretty hard to get.....



Bowser: "Guooooooo!!!!!"? What, is your real form retarded?


That's a bit unnatural.


Anyone else getting a Severus Snape vibe off this guy?


Geno: ....okay, seriously? That's gotta be the lamest attack ever.
Peach: Yeah, I mean, they don't even look real.


Smithy: SHUT UP! You don't know the true power of-
Wait, did you just enclose yourself in an airtight helmet with no way out?




Okay, that guy was seriously messed up in the head.




Niiiiiiiiiice, now to get back to the important things in life.
Anyone else down for some crazy "just saved the world" orgy action?
Peach: Hell yeah!
Geno: Er....I have to go and....fix a road......with stars.......somehow........
Mallow: Yeah, and I need to......knight someone.
Bowser: *shrug* I'm down.
Peach: The more the merrier, bad boy.

THE END. Okay, the reason there's no screenshots of the ending is that it froze up again. Seriously. But at least it was at the end this time.