Part 6: No You Can't Stick Your Tongue In There!

No You Can't Stick Your Tongue In There!

Do you remember the Teenage Mutant Turtles? Who am I kidding, of course you do! Well, they lived in the sewer, but what became of them? Tonight, you have the once in a lifetime opportunity(not really, since you could just read it again) to find out!


Ah, the pipe to sewage.....why are we going this way, again?
Mallow: It's the only way.
Let me get this straight. The only way to get from Mushroom Kingdom to the rest of the world is to go through the sewer?
Mallow: Yeah.
Well that was pretty poor planning.

Upon entering the sewer, they were greeted with a plethora of new enemies.



Boos and Shadows Frankly, I think they could be a little scarier.



Rat Funks and Hobgoblins Okay, really. These guys are as pathetic as Bowser at tennis. Give me some crazy guy when I least expect it.

He got his wish.



Mallow: THERE'S A SMALLER SAFE INSIDE!!!!1!11!
What, so you were just waiting in there for someone to open the chest?
Pandorite: Yeah, it's been a long 1000 years.
Geez, man. Well, you wanna get this over with?
Pandorite: Sure. *ahem* Grrrr. You'll never get away with this. I'm gonna make you wish you were never born! You'll die by my.........lid.


*One-hit kill with Super Jump*

Okay, maybe not his whole wish, but it was unexpected.


Mario decided to equip his newfounded Trueform Pin over his Jump Shoes. Why he couldn't wear shoes and a pin at the same time, we might never know.

A bit more wary of random treasure chests, Mario still managed to get lucky, so to speak.


I'm INVINCIBLE!!!
Mallow: I gotta say: that schtick is getting kinda old.
Well I ain't stopping it, so get used to it.
Mallow:


After getting off the high he got from the star, he stumbled on a big, round switch. Obviously, he pressed it, just to see what would happen.


Mama mia! There's a tunnel here that was once covered in water!
Mallow: So why wasn't the water already flowing down there?
Physics, shmysics! Let's see where it goes.

Belome: You DARE interrupt my sleep?
Mallow:
Belome: It is I, Belome. Slayer of the rat and feaster of the turtles!
Mallow: So THAT's what happened to those guys!
Belome: And soon it will happen to you!
Mallow: "Let's see where it goes." Nice going, genius.


I believe it's "Tag" and you're it, not "Snack Attack".... Hit him with your best shot, Mallow.



So your best shot was seeing how much health he had left, and what he's thinking at the moment?
Mallow: Yeah, I guess so.
So freaking worthless.
Belome: Stick for a body, head full of straw, give me a scarecrow, ra ra ra!.......why isn't it working?
Trueform Pin, sucka!
Belome: Freaking Pandorite. He gets to slack off for 1000 years waiting for someone, and when they come he blows it.



Belome: Also, BRAINS!!
So now you're a zombie, too? Come on, that's a........HOLY CRAP! You just ate Mallow! Oh, you're gettin' it now.


Mmmmmmmm. I smell roasted marshmallow.

Mallow: Whoa, that was weird. Thanks a lot, Mario.
Belome: Time for seconds!
Voice: Belome! How many times do I have to tell you: no eating until you've done your homework!
Belome: But ma, they woke me up unexpectedly!
Voice: No buts, mister. Get your fat butt up here right now and finish your algebra!
Belome: Fine! Moms, huh? Anyways guys, I'll see you around. Oh, and one more thing:


Mallow: Uh, okay.....thanks.


Oh no! That fat douche was holding down a switch that held the water back. Quick, try to press down the switch while I jump around for no apparent reason!



Mallow: It's not working! Why didn't we just use the trampoliiiiiiiiiiiine?

Will our heroes escape the raging current? Will Mallow stop being so sucky? Will these questions be answered? Find out next time with The Truth About Mallow.