Introduction

These videos are filled with the most base, crass, lowest-common-denominator humor possible. Those of you with any sense of style or good taste, turn back now!



What is Super Mario World?
Super Mario World was a pack-in launch title platformer and Killer App for the Super Famicom and Super Nintendo Entertainment System. If you need to know more about that, the Wikipedia article is here. What's important here is that it's a classic platformer that I've played far too much, and was inspired to play an LP through by Vicas' Super Mario 64 LP, which he has been playing with his feet.

What is the gimmick?
There actually ended up being several gimmicks by the end, but the initial gimmick was that I would play through the game using no Yoshi, no power-ups, no checkpoints, and no switch palaces. Essentially, a single hit from any enemy will kill me.

Why make an LP of it?
I'd be lying if I said I didn't want to do it partially so I can finally finish an LP. But then there was a change of plans. While, initially, I'd planned to do a few videos, and rotate commentators every time, perhaps changing my playstyle a bit, on one fateful Wednesday evening...

We'll do it live! Fuck it!
On a whim, and with a bit of luck, I was somehow able to shanghai UZWorm and Vicas into sitting around for several hours, and watching me stream, live, the entire run in one sitting. It is this video that will be presented for this LP, with the added bonus of whatever sloppy post-processing I manage to throw together. Nothing has been cut, as that would rather defeat the purpose of a live run. Though the videos will be chopped apart, and perhaps have the audio levels smoothed out and such, attaching together all the videos, end-to-end, will essentially give you the exact video that I chopped them apart from.

Alright, and what's 'Chocolate Secret'?
Chocolate Secret is a level in the sixth world of the game that gave me a great deal of trouble on my behind-the-scenes prep run-through of the game under the rules. It was quickly realized during the stream that 'Chocolate Secret' can also easily be used as innuendo, if you have an immature and dirty mind. Us being goons, we jumped on it immediately.

When will there be more videos?
Currently, the planned update schedule is 'Every M/W/F, plus whenever the hell else I feel like it'. At that pace, I expect the entire LP to last approximately a month, though the exact number of videos will remain a secret. (For the sake of dramatic tension, you understand, and most certainly not because I've been procrastinating on the post-processing.)

Well, then, let's get started, shall we?

Videos

Complete Youtube Playlist

Chocolate Secret

#1: This Is Going To Be A Clusterfuck	YouTube	Blip
#2: From Now On, This Will Be A Screenshot LP	YouTube	Blip
#3: The Joke Is That You're Drunk, Vicas	YouTube	Blip
#4: There Is Something Seriously Wrong With Us	YouTube	Blip
#5: She Comes Right After Chocolate Secret	YouTube	Blip
#6: Ludwig von Kick Colon V's Ass	YouTube	Blip
VII: Hello, Hypothetical Viewer	YouTube	Blip
#8: Suck On That, Bronies	YouTube	Blip
#9: Knee Deep In Chocolate Secret	YouTube	Blip
#10: Do I Have Anything Better To Do?	YouTube	Blip
#11: If Anyone Makes It This Far, This Is What's Waiting For Them	YouTube	Blip
#12: Luscious Babe Seduces Lifeguard To Get Hungry Cuntfucked	YouTube	Blip
#13: Right Into Bowser's Backdoor	YouTube	Blip
#14: You Have Been Banned From The Internet	YouTube	Blip
#15: Make Sure To Avoid Me At All Costs	YouTube	Blip
#16: Pointless References About Pointless References	YouTube	Blip

Chocolate Special

#1: Vanilla Secret	Youtube	Blip
#2: Everyone Hit On Diabetus Now		Blip
#3: That Name Sounds Familiar		Blip
#4: I Just Beep It		Blip
#5: Oh My God, Why?!		Blip
#6: Sex Advice From An Accordion Player		Blip
#7: Colon V's Girlfriend		Blip
#8: FUUUUUUUU		Blip
#9: And Now I'm Stupid		Blip
#10: No, UZWorm, You ARE The Pizzatime		Blip
#11: Bow Before Your Platforming God		Blip

Bonus Videos

#0: You're Playing Mario Wrong (With FrancisYorkPatty)	YouTube
Chocolate Secret: Live and Uncut	YouTube
Chocolate Secret by UZWorm	YouTube

Trivia Count (Horribly outdated)
#1
References List (By UZWorm)
"Damn": 4
"Shit": 9
"Fuck": 5
"Chocolate Secret": 0
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Deaths: 4
Game Overs: 0

#2
Reference List
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 5
"Chocolate Secret": 2
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

#3
Reference List
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 3
"Fuck": 3
"Chocolate Secret": 1
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

#4
Reference List
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 3
"Fuck": 1
"Chocolate Secret": 12 (!)
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

#5
Reference List
"Damn": 1
"Shit": 5
"Fuck": 1
"Chocolate Secret": 4
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 1
Game Overs: 0

#6
Reference List
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 2
"Chocolate Secret": 2
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 4
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

VII
Reference List
"Damn": 2
"Shit": 9
"Fuck": 5
"Chocolate Secret": 7
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 1
Game Overs: 0

#8
Reference List
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 1
"Fuck": 0
"Chocolate Secret": 19 (!!!)
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 4
Game Overs: 0

#9
Reference List (Posted by me because UZWorm was probated at the time.)
"Damn": 2
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 1
"Chocolate Secret": 24 (Jesus Christ.)
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 9 (Chocolate Secreeeeet! )
Game Overs: 0
(Counted by UZWorm because I am a lazy dick.)

#10
Reference List
"Damn": 3
"Shit": 6
"Fuck": 6
"Chocolate Secret": 7
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 0
Deaths: 3
Game Overs: 0

#11
Reference List
"Damn": 0
"Shit": 4
"Fuck": 12
"Chocolate Secret": 2
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 1
Deaths: 5
Game Overs: 0


Total
"Damn": 19
"Shit": 73
"Fuck": 69
"Chocolate Secret": 128
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: 10
Deaths: 60
Game Overs: 1

Average Per Video
"Damn": 1.2
"Shit": 4.6
"Fuck": 4.3
"Chocolate Secret": 8
Jokes at Pizzatime's expense: .6
Deaths: 3.8
Game Overs: 0.1


Fan Art

By LordAndrew

By RoeCocoa

By SpectacuLars

By joff_b

By Moskau

By Kjoery

By Shindragon

By Jyrraeth

Graphs of Deaths by Cause (by AccursedWalrus)

Chocolate Secret

Chocolate Special

Combined

Music

Videos