Introduction
Hey everybody,



And we're playing Tales of Eternia for the Playstation 1

Unlike other RPGs at the time, the Tales series is famous for its Linear Motion Battle system, where battles are fought in real-time instead of having a turn-based system. This usually makes the battles feel frantic and fun. The Tales series is also famous for being anime as balls.
This is going to come up a lot, because this game is anime as balls. Our game of the day starts when a magic girl with purple hair boards a space ship to another world. What starts as a quest to understand this mysterious girl soon becomes a quest to save the world. Anime!!!

This game stands out from the rest by having four-player mode available immediately without any requirements, making spells fly fast and free, and also changing a lot of the battles (especially bosses) drastically on higher difficulties. As such, we'll be playing this game
- with four players
- on the hidden Hardcore difficulty
- doing fucking everything
That's right, we're showing off every last quest, secret, optional dungeons, you-name it, everything, all on the hardest difficulty in the game. So let's meet with our characters!




Join us on this adventure as we tackle foes more powerful than ever! The differences the difficulty makes are:
- Enemies have 50% more health
- Enemies appear to do more damage / are more aggressive
- Enemy spells cast faster
- Some enemies get new attacks and moves. This especially applies to all bosses.
But never fear! With all four of us working together, we can get through this madness and come out on top!
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- Octatonic makes Sandwich
- Octatonic makes Omelette
- Drunctatonic makes Hamburger
- Octatonic makes Steak
- Octatonic makes Seafood pasta

Official Celestian Spies
- Polsy

Momomo knows better than to step to this.



NullBlack understands the risks a Wonder Chef must take

Momomo thinks I'll make a new banner for this

CatlingGun is the expert in Melnics, after all.



How did this even HAPPEN, Rigged Death Trap?!
NextTime000 has captured Dustin's essence.
