Part 10

This is my absolute favourite chapter.



But he might still be able to say a thing of two, long after he's been stuffed in a coffin and put away.






I'm sorry, Wizbone? Scuba, Coolbou, Ivory, and now Wizbone. These names make me want to punch walls.






Not to be confused with that damned Castle of the Accursed. I take cheap jokes gladly and with pride.



Pretty cocky, aren't we?








And so she goes to sleep in an empty coffin.


No. She does not. I may be a bloodthirsty monster, but I'm still a gentleman. I will build her a room.



New room type unlocked!


Fiana's room has easy access to the front door, with ample trap space in the hall.



Uh... Fiana, honey? That's a wall. You have to walk through a door to leave a room.




If you are named Wizbone I will find you and kill you and you will thank me for it.


Oh shit I'd better go save Fiana!


... after this episode. I just love Tootie.


That was great, now to grab Fiana and... Oh crap.



WHO ARE YOU! WHERE'S FIANA!


WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BOMB!





Oh god damn it.



You'll be joining her, you big jerk.


Mine now!


Oh right, the girlfriend. Better go see if she's okay.


Fiana?


Aw, man. She's bleeding all over my floor.


I'm right here. You can't see me because your facing the ground.



FIANAAAAAAAAAA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! WHYYYYYY?! DAMN YOU TOOTIE!




I want my girl back, even if it's as a soulless parody of human life.




Hooray! Fiana is now with me forever. As a monster. I could have saved her life if I killed Wizbone in under 8 minutes, but then I wouldn't have this happy little minion.


I'll elaborate more on monsters later on, but for now we can just enjoy the fact that for 4 black orbs, I can summon Fiana to attack an invader at any time I want.


Like so. Remember kids, the best way to show a woman you love her is to reanimate her corpse as a soldier in your army of the damned.