Part 7

I think I'll pay a visit to Satan. That funky mirror in the strategy room is in fact the door to his tomb.


Five pedestals for the five evil relics that will resurrect the devil.



'sup, boss?




From the last chapter. I don't blame you if you don't remember, considering how they throw names around like frisbees.








Oh shit! Ghosts!


Or ninjas. So many ninjas for a European kingdom.


Hold the phone. You didn't know I was alive? You put out a 100,000 G reward for the capture of a fucking CORPSE?! Yurias, you dick.





Ooh, company! I'll go put on my best cape.





Oh, it's not that scary.



See? Just like any old house.







So the ninja waits until after she delivers the letter to kill her. Brilliant.





And by "leave" he means "go inside the house". Now I can avenge that girl I just met.




Karbados, meet giant magnet.



You need a mortician!



"If you can read this, a giant cage is going to fall on you. What the hell does that mean?"


Today's lesson: Reading kills.


What the hell does that have to do with anything! I'm glad you're dead now.

I suppose I should read that letter now.




Awwwww. She cares about me

You know, a letter from royalty is probably worth a lot of money to collectors...


Hell yeah!




I'm sorry, but this is the fate of all merchants. Both Spanish and not Spanish.


And finally, one last guest for the road.