Part 11: I'm the Best Digger in this Water City!
Moving right along, we come to yet another port town. Remember this, and the general layout of the place. You'll see in a minute. Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Sucks to be that guy. Bartenders sure know a lot of things in this console RPG. I never would have expected it. Olvan's still got the record for worst excuse for not joining me, but I think Lux has taken the prize for best by being in the middle of a reboot. I'm sorry, ma'am. I too was once called "the Digger Quose," but those days are long behind me as far as I know. Now normally I would make fun of RPG NPCs for making this excuse, but this is the 7th Saga. Those monsters would fuck you up. "Something called the Water Rune." Wouldn't that be... the Water Rune? How can you not know what a rune is? Everyone's talking about them. I thought you were smart, bartender! Oh no, not an old man! Our quest may meet an untimely end here!Speaking of the Digger Quose, he's in the bar. You have to admire his honesty, I guess. But let me lay out a question for you: What's the point of being the "best digger" in a village constructed entirely on water? Olvan gets a new axe, barely better than the old sword. Every little bit matters though. There's a plot point here if you're looking hard enough, but I just find it funny the way the old guy describes it like community college. No, and I don't care. I've seen Eygus, dude, and quite honestly I can't blame you.