Part 13: Plunder Bunny

Dec 14, 2007

Quick note: Every screenshot of the actual game here is genuine.


Now where were we? Ah yes, the stench of failure still hangs in the air, and we must cry in shame.




Oh lord, not now you giant flapping cunt.




Why all the fighting? Can't we all just get along?




You know, it's not too late for us to make up and be friends.


Yeah... And it's not too late for me to kill you and still make it to the bar for happy hour. Hand over your sword.




You can't put me in there! I have an inner ear condition!




Your trouble-making days on Melée Island™ are over. My plans for the Governor are far too important... and much too near completion... to risk a would be pirate like you getting in the way.




My crotch!










Well fuck.




Sharp implements to cut this rope!




Piss.




Son of a bitch!




Damn you idol, this is all your fault!




Hoisted by my own petard.




People! Oh thank God!




Oh god get me the fuck out of here!






Yeah! What should I do with it?


Get rid of it.


Do it! I can only hold my breath for ten minutes!




God dammit shut the fuck up!




Why not? I need to ditch it.


It might wash up somewhere!


What do I care? MY prints won't be on it.


Oh thank-you merciful Jesus.








See you later.


No!




NO NO NO NO NO!




Fuck.




Ten minutes almost up. Guess there's nothing left to do but sit here and wait for death.








Yeah, we're boned.










Is this the end of our intrepid hero!? Will we ever find true love!?! Will we find out what the fuck a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle is for anyway?!?!

All your questions will be answered...











































...Right now.


Guybrush super-powers of loading state are go!




Glorious!




Wait a second...




You have got to be shitting me.










Yeah, we only died. Pf.








Governor!


Hey, you can talk! Who'd have known?


What are you doing here? Come to finish the job?


No, I came down here to save your life. Fester wasn't acting on MY orders when he threw you in there.


You came down here to rescue me? I didn't even think you liked me.


Well, our first meeting was a little awkward... You seemed to have trouble forming complete sentences. But then again, so do most of my citizens.


But i'm not one of your citizens.






Pity sex, here I come!










Oh god the cheese.










Love chicken!








What?


Not here, where everyone can see us.


Why, are you ashamed of me?


No no, it's not that at all. It's just that many of these pirates have made advances towards me. And to avoid hurting their feelings, I've always told them that my father made me promise to never fall in love with a pirate. If they see us together, they'll know I was lying.


Just say it, you don't want to be seen with me. I'm comfortable with that. Now let's go back to your place and I'll show you what a man with a rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle can do.




Score!
















Oh Guybrush, you smooth talking son of a bitch. Now you heard the lady, we need to find that treasure. Right now.