Part 14: Such Unimaginable Treasure

Dec 18, 2007


Fabulous riches, followed by sexing the hot Governor. Oh yes.




I know that treasure has to be in here somewhere.




Wandering aimlessly is surely the only method to locating treasure.






There's something... different about this clearing. But I can't quite put my finger on it...




There's also something funky about this stump...




Hey! There's a hole at the base of this stump.
Wow! It's a tunnel that leads into a system of catacombs!


Oh fuck yes, this just got awesome.




What, disc 22 who that lifted what?!




But I only have four discs!




Aaaaaaah!




Guess I can't get down there.


No god damn you, I want my awesome catacombs.




Fuck.




And something's different again... Must just be these ominous woods making me paranoid.




Now let's get back to what's really important, finding that treasure and getting down to business with the governor.




Wait a minute! I know you! You're those yellow flowers right at the fucking start! Curse your false hope salesman!




Now cool down Guybrush, I'm sure it was all just a misunderstanding. He seemed like a respectable gentleman, let's just take another lookie here.




Hmmmmmm, hang on a second... Back, Left, Right...










Left, right, back, right, left, back...




My faith in the common man is restored! He must've known all along and was just being mysterious and authentic about it, what a nice guy.






What's this marker?




Here lies treasure of such unimaginable wealth... Well, you'll just have to dig it up to believe it.




Ohboyohboyohboyohboyohboyohboy.
















What fabulous plunder could this possibly be? Jewels? Thousands upon thousands of pieces of eight? A solid gold chicken?!




...




Well, I guess I should put all this dirt back now.


Fuck the dirt. We got another lousy fucking t-shirt. God damn you.








Never mind, fuck the treasure, we completed the trials, we're a pirate now, whatever. Now let's get down to some business. Oh yes.






And with that, we complete our trials to become a fully licensed, government authorised pirate! But fuck that, we found something far superior. Next time, graphic nudity!