Part 2
I'm gonna call it here because I don't think crushing the undead is going to get a surge of support at this point.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=982MdI0eBWM
FoxTerrier posted:
Destroy the abomination! Surely spitting in the eye of nature can only bring down the wrath of the gods upon us! How quick are we to forget the lessons of The Book? Surely you all won't force me to quote it again?
You will?
Fine.
A reading from The Book of Undead Ferrits, Hallowed Be His Scientific Name:
1:1 And Verily did the Undead Ferrit
Speak Out from beyond the Lab
And say Unto the Scientists:
1:2 Stop Trying to bring me Back
to Life you Wankers
I Was Sleeping!
1:3 Now feck off and stop
Meddling!
Amen.
Now let us bow our heads in mitosis.
The_White_Crane posted:
As noted necromancer andgrave robberarchaeologist Johannes Cabal once said, death is the greatest foe of mankind; our last, implacable enemy.
Indeed, other historical luminaries such as the illustrious Darth Plagueis have repeatedly demonstrated that the surest path to human advancement is through immortality, which once attained renders all other obstacles surmountable by sufficient devotion of time. Think of the renowned comedy duo, Isaac and Miria, who could never have perfected their act without the hundreds of years they had to develop it!
As this is the case, and as the Watchful Orbs have commanded me, I submit that we should praise our colleague's accomplishment and nominate him for the prestigious Howe Prize!
Arkanomen posted:
Praise the accomplishment
How quick you are to point at that musty old tome "The Book" but what are you doing here and now. Alchemy! Seeking transmute the very nature of lead into gold; to shift the very nature of the mundane through nothing but the power of your mind! Is that not the act of a god?Yet here you trip upon the first step to rejecting the curse befallen on all humanity and cry out "No More! Such is the domain of higher powers". I will tell you what is the domain of man and it is hypocrisy! To praise a man when he lumbers left yet flog him when he stumbles right is folly! The man still still stumbles forward! Rejoice, for today we have affected a miracle and lament those that would look this gift ferret in the mouth and reject it for not being the miracle they so desired. A shame on you all that would destroy our discovery. A SHAME!
"All salient points, but I feel 70% sure that I should say..."
"I'm sure this will never, ever, ever come up again! Nope. Nothing but infinite upsides in the Alchemy Tower."
Sometimes things happen in life and they don't really affect you personally, at least for the time being. At least we didn't make some nerd feel bad about himself and we got a stat point out of it. Let's see what Richard is going to get up to.
Mr. Richard Moss heads to the Gardens to work at Landscaping.
"I wonder if elephants are native to this region or not. Looks pretty good for never having seen one myself, I must say."
"Finders, keepers!"
Sometimes our choices in life aren't huge moral quandaries.Mr. Moss has an opportunity to accessorize! Does he Pawn that shit? or Bling the fuck up?
Posters that post media of "setting appropriate" ostentatious jewelry and fashion along with their vote will be counted twice! The more ridiculous the better.
You have until tomorrow morning-ish unless there's massive support for one thing.