Part 16: Daddy Issues, Part 3
Daddy Issues, Part 3Last time, we met a sculptor who wanted to know the deep motivation driving a man to die by Sorrow. It turned out to be grief. Real insightful, writers.
TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: WHO WAS THE MAN TELL ME
: Oh his daughter died and he committed suicide by Sorrow.
: The man killed by the Sorrow was sad? Here, take this expensive not-magic cape from a starving artist.
: Dope.

I'm not sure if any attacks of this type hit evasion? Oh well, it's free! Also 2 resistance never hurt.

We crash The Pad of The Changing God again, because I want to be fully rested for this part of the main quest.

I level up the Last Castoff and realize she's still not at tier two despite Callistege and Tybir both being at tier two. Sigh. I give her a speed edge so that combat will be less draining.
Really, if you have to play this game, the nano is quite literally the best class for both talking and fighting. It's ridiculous.

You're supposed to wander the Underbelly like the Israelites wandering the desert to find Matkina, but I use my prior knowledge to talk to this guy immediately.


I'm not gonna ask this guy about his weird architectural fetish. I know he just wants to bring people together, but at this point I don't care. I already had to click through two textboxes describing him.




Oh boy, a fetch quest.






TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: Wow, you got two whole textboxes of description. Are you important?
: Yes. I am your only way to progress the main quest and find Matkina.
: Could you maybe do that?
: Hmm. Have you heard of the Changing God? I want you to find his lost sanctuary. You will have to learn a new language and then talk to some aliens.
: Ugh, fine. This better not be more trolley problem bullshit, though. Why can't you do this yourself?
: Oh, the aliens' eggs are there. They will probably fight to the death to protect their young.
: Can I go around the aliens?
: Probably? Fuck if I know.
It's more trolley problem bullshit.




Alright, we're going to pay the nice alien and we can end this stupid bullshit.





TheGreatEvilKing Summarizes This Shit So You Don't Have To Read It posted:
: You guys dig under the city right? Can you take me someplace?
: Got money?
: Yes. Can you take me to the Changing God's hideout?
: No. No humans. Humans smash eggs. Make fish head go away.
: I just want to turn in this sidequest...ok, fine.








I see in addition to the lost technology, the writers left all the adverbs under the couch.

Peliai: If the digging does not cease, the city itself may crumble. So here is my request. Find a way into their lair, remove their precious eggs, and return them to me. These hostages shall ensure the future of the city above."
It's more Trolley Problem Bullshit! Seriously, I could just close this LP right now with a repost of that train kid gif.



It's not really a spoiler, she wants the eggs because they can also be used as batteries.

Thanks for the vendor trash, I have a reload button. No, we are not asking questions.

They won't shut up, will they? posted:
: You here to negotiate with the stichus? They want me to go away, so let me do your job for you so I can finish this shit.
: Sure, but could we make this a trolley problem thing? Could you weigh kidnapping all the aliens' eggs to use as hostages against the possible destruction of this city?
: I...sure, why not.





There is a specific dialog option I can't remember how to hit (you remember the stichus' language) so watch me flail around.



Finally!



Fuck. You.


This unleashes a shock wave like the one after we fell.









Ok, maybe we can bypass all this shit now that we speak stichus.





If we're talking in Stichus, why is this guy's grammar so bad?







This raises...the passion tide instead of the empathy tide. Sure. Why not.




















At this point I'm desperately searching for a second persuade chance.



...fuck it.



...Why not? It's not our money, and Sagus Cliffs is governed by idiots. I would be legitimately surprised if the executive of Sagus Cliffs could use a flush toilet without drowning.





TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: Please stop digging.
: No. You don't even speak our language.
: What do you think of that fish woman?
: *sprays acid piss everywhere*
: Um...
: *farts* Now I do! I speak stichus!
: Huh.
: Please stop digging.
: No.
: Can you take me to the Changing God sanctuary?
: No.
: Ok, tell me about stichus.
: We like dig. Eat electricity. Not-enemy to humans.
: Wait, if we're speaking your language, why is my grammar better than yours? Your language is supposed to have scents and whatnot a human body can't produce.
: Writers bad.
: Fair. Look, you're hurting a lot of people in the city. Can you not dig under populated areas?
: Humans not sentient.
: Oh come on!
: Humans write game. Obsessed with trolleys.
: Oof. You got me, I can't argue with that. How about a bribe? We can have the city send down batteries or something.
: You do this for sticha?
: Sure, it's not my money.
: Sold!







I see Sagus Cliffs recruits diplomats from its "special education" class.




The three stooges leave.
TheGreatEvilKing summarizes this shit, again. posted:
: Hey, I did the job you are supposedly capable of doing in a professional capacity. I made a deal with the sticha so we don't need to steal their eggs, which would probably provoke a war or at least rearmament once the eggs are returned.
Peliai: What? WHAT? I guess that was technically the job, but now we have no leverage. Did you promise the sticha anything else?
: Yea, I promised that the city would send them batteries and other electrical sources to compensate for the food they were abandoning. It's great, they'll be dependent on us at least partially and we'll have actual leverage for future negotiations.
Peliai: WHAT? Well, here's some money, bye.
: YOU'RE WELCOME FOR ME DOING YOUR JOB!



Dude, you rock.




Finally. We walk through the area, grabbing some shins, and get to...

Whoa, calm down there Cal. Incidentally, playing with the mirror is instant death so let's not do that.


Hey, it's the probability engine. Let's end this shit once and for all!




That is not nearly enough XP for all that bullshit.







Well at least someone is happy.




TheGreatEvilKing summary posted:
: Good bye, poorly thought out resurrection machine.
A totally mysterious story element: : Noooooooo!
: Fuck off!
: You stopped that woman from existing. I'm a woman who has a lot of copies too, what would you do to me?
: I'd ask the real you want you wanted.
: Ok cool.

Anyway I loot the chest and it's the same laser gun I...spent all that money on. Let this be a lesson to you all.
Decisions Lie Before Us!
Do we want to proceed with the main quest and meet Matkina, fight some robots, resolve a stalking, or determine the fate of the rogue stichus?
If you vote for stalking or stichus, vote on whether we help or hurt the stalker/stichus.