Part 32: The Indigenous Hunting Culture of Pseudo Poland
Update 26: The Indigenous Hunting Culture of Pseudo PolandToday we're doing Vicky Baytear's story. I... well the title explains all you really need to know.
If you read through this and don't understand, then don't worry. You're not really missing out on anything. That goes for the whole LP really: you're not missing out.
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~ Mess Hall - Vicky's 1st Event ~
Music: Everyday Life of the Class



*Stomach growling*




*Crashing noises*



*More crashing noises*






















Twybil's Summary posted:
: I'm hungry, so let's beg for food!
*Jarde flies by*
: Get back here, food!
*Flies by again*
: Hey, stop!
*They crash into each other*
: You can't eat my bird, man!
: Vicky will eat bird!
: No!
: Hey, you're from the tribal region that will never be heard of again, right?
: Yes! Now I eat bird!
: No, he's my friend!
: Friendship is for losers! You're all losers!
*Runs*
: She'll get used to us eventually.
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I'm pretty sure Dieden's never referenced again in the series, but someone can correct me on that if they want.
Yes, we now have a 15 year old tribal stereotype in our army. That's really all I can say.
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~ Classroom - Vicky's 2nd Event ~





















I mean, mechanically she has the right idea. Engineers aren't usually that useful in this game- just send more shocktroopers.









*Bails on them*


Twybil's Summary posted:
: Hey, Avan, do you know what's up with the tribal kid? She won't heal anybody.
: No, but I'll go talk to her because plot says so.
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: Hey, come down from that tree, I want to talk.
: You interrupt my nap!
: Listen, kid, why aren't you healing people like an engineer is supposed to do?
: They're weak and they'll just die later anyways. I'm hardcore!
: This is a school, not the wild. Things are different here.
: I don't wanna be an engineer! Let me be a useful unit that gets things done!
: But engineers are useful! They help people and it's dangerous out there without them!
: I like it dangerous! Besides, you cowards are weak! Begone! I attack by pocket sand!
: Oh god not the pocket sand
: You all suck!
: That could've gone better.
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Her story has nothing to do with any past losses, trauma, or anything. She just hates helping people in general so that the writers can make a really basic moral message about helping others.
I mean, what do you want? Yes, I know it's a moral in like half the children's books ever made, but if you're looking for good or complex writing, you're in the wrong place.
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~ Courtyard - Vicky's 3rd Event ~


*Splash*




*Bonk*







Music - Briefing






*She runs off*





Twybil's Summary posted:
: I'm going to stare at a fountain. It's calming!
: Rawr! Attack!
: Whoa, stop!
*Inevitable collision*
: Hey, jerk, you interrupted my hunt!
: What the fuck? Are you doing your job now?
: No, you weakling!
: Bah, whatever.
: Exposition segue fairy here, dudes down at Diebal Mountain, pls bring engis.
: Okay. You're coming with us, Vicky, so I need you to do your job.
: KILL
: No, no kill! Help--
*Runs away*
: Damn it. Well I hope she doesn't screw this up.
: She'll eventually change- the writing demands it!
: You're right, and I'm suddenly optimistic!
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Vicky's mission is like every other bog standard Diebal Mountains map combined with every other defense map.
I guess it is worth mentioning it does make you take Cosette and Vicky as if one forced engineer wasn't enough already. You don't save incapacitated units or anything, it's just another "rout the enemy" mission with a low A rank timer and piles of reinforcements (also known as a defense map).
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~ Diebal Mountains - Vicky's 4th Event ~
Music: Theme of Class G
|Listen to the voice acting here|












Music: Conflict




Just a reminder that this game tries to be a serious war story and a wacky high school RP at the same time.

Music: Theme of Class G
















Twybil's Summary posted:
: Alright, guys, we got 'em, let's go!
: Rebels incoming!
: Alright, guys, let's go faster!
: Hey, Vicky's still out there!
: There's too many rebels to go back!
: I'll do-
: I'll go in solo!
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: FUCK, MY LEG
: Ah! They're closing in on me! I wish someone would help and impart a basic moral!
: Hi! I'm here, and I want to tell you to help others!
: Wow, you saved my life with just a bandage! I have decided to help others now!
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: Avan, I will heal you!
: The fuck is she on about now? Anyways, we should probably go.
: *laugh track*
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I swear most of this event chain reads like a children's book with the other half being attempted war drama.
Eh, anyways, that was Vicky.


I don't know how a 15 year old is renowned as a master hunter, and what really baffles me is why she's here in the first place.
(Hell, if she's that damn good at hunting, why isn't she part of the scout class?)
Oh, and her new potential replaces her old one that lowers ragnaid healing power with one that raises it instead, Considerate. Her other potentials are just an evade and dodge boost, which overall doesn't make her that great. But she's an engineer, so she's inherently not that good of a unit.
And er, anyways, next update's coming scheduled as usual. Given that I've done 3 of these already, I might just put up the end of month update to break it up a bit.