Part 42: Kodachrome
Update 36: KodachromeAlternate Title: The One Where Someone Doesn't Get Cutscene Killed
Welcome back folks, we're almost through with this game. This month's a really sparse one with only 4 events, presumably because they were running out of ideas.
Even though the school's wrecked, daily events still happen and only a few acknowledge said destruction. That being said, I'm not really showing any of them at this point because they are less frequent and less story relevant as time goes on.
Here, have the first half of the update while I find something remotely interesting to talk about.
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~ Randgriz Prison - Main Story Event ~
Music: Theme of the Rebels


























Twybil's Summary posted:
: 'Sup? Bet you haven't seen me since you were crowned, LOOOSEEEEER-
: What? You were a loyal officer, why are you psycho now?
: You lied to us by claiming you were a laser lady! This country deserves to only be run by a laser lady! Our country sucks because of you!
: I'm not going to say I lied but, listen here, we beat the Empire because we put social barriers behind us. Can't you see that?
: No, fuck you. I'm a cultist and I want my fire. Rot in your prison.
: Bye.
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The only meaningful development we got there was that these two at least knew one another before the rebellion. Audrey's still a whiny cultist, and Cordelia's still trying to reason this out with them.
Meh, let's move onto the next one.
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~ Randgriz Throne Room - Main Story Event ~
Music: Theme of the Rebels












Twybil's Summary posted:
: Audrey lost?! Curse those meddling kids, and their dog too!
: Sir, there's no dog. Oh, but they are causing a Darcsen counter rebellion.
: Fuck! I'll purge 'em all! I'm leader now, where's the biggest settlement?
: At the ragnite mines sir. You're not planning on going, are you?
: Damn right I am, I'm going to burn the place to a crisp!
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Wow, those were short. Imagine the disappointment of getting that after trudging through 3 generic missions and still having two or so more to go. This is a really boring month.
Since the next event I have to show is the pre-mission event, I figure it'd be a


First up is Welkin and Alicia, apparently their anime versions. You get them when you beat the game, and they're suitably overpowered.



Then there's Selvaria, Marina, and Varrot from the first game. Murder kid actually has higher accuracy than Selvaria, strangely, and she doesn't get the token Valkyria potentials, but she's still an okay unit, I guess. She's unlocked with a password.
Marina is unlocked as part of the Edy Detachment and the first game, because yes, you can torture yourself by having them on your team with an unlock code.
If you don't know who Varrot is, she's your commander in VC1, basically the person that Brixy stands in for. You also get her on game completion.

Speaking of him, you also get Brixy when you beat the game. He's a pretty good unit, and I wish you didn't have to wait to get him. This game might've been tolerable at that point.


I've also got a few dummied out units, including an extra Avan thanks to excessive cheating. This is the one from the intro in the work clothes.



There's a lot of callbacks to VC1, actually. You can even have the long since dead prince of the Empire wreak havoc on the rebels for stealing his plot hooks.



The last ones of any interest are these three: Sleepy Cosette, Whiny Aliasse, and Jerkass Zeri.
Aside from having the wrong classes, these three all have a visible change to their design. This Cosette has hair that looks like she woke up from a hangover, Zeri's missing his glasses, and murder kid is using her ponytail from the...summer event.
All of them have a wide slough of negative potentials, with Sleepy Cosette having a total of three, including one that causes an attack to randomly fail. She does however have the absolute highest lancer accuracy in the game.
Zeri and Murder Kid 2.0 have an extra positive potential in comparison, but they all share one potential that lets them take a second action if it triggers.

Oh, and apparently Candyhair is a bad singer. Who knew?
*Checks watch*
Yep, that seems like a sufficient amount of your time wasted for me to call this an update by the end. Let's get back to it then.
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~ Hallway / Classroom - Main Story Event ~
Music: Faint Youth


















*Cosette struggles to move back on screen*







Music: Conflict


Music: Briefing









Twybil's Summary posted:
: Hey, the sheltered and traumatized 13 year old we brought to war did great!
: Yeah!
: Hello you two. Cosette, can you get the blue folder off my desk?
: S-sure!
: (You're gonna give her a heart attack you know.)
: Now that she's arbitrarily away, I wanted to say I have deep regrets regarding LEON. I should've suspected that secret mission was something fishy.
: Don't worry about it, I'll bring him back and you can apologize yourself.
: H-here...I...am! Brought 'em all! Never know when you might need them, eheh!
: Gah, I only needed the one...!
: (Lame excuse you got there? Still colorblind?)
: (I did what I had to, okay? It's not easy, you know?!)
: Hot damn, battle stations guys! We've got another Darcsen purge on the loose!
: You heard the lady, on the double!
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: Hit me with the details, teach.
: They're attacking a ragnite mine filled with Darcsens.
: We're still stealing plot points?
: Sort of, now go do the mission!
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Yep, we go get to shoot Baldren again. Can you guess what's about to happen?

Oh, and this map's actually rather pretty for a PSP game if not overwhelmingly BLUE. Doerfein brings back the minecart mechanic used all of two or three times in VC1, and sometimes has a global passive healing effect. Oh, and it's littered with those ragnite canisters we first saw way back at the beginning of the game. Now they bring that mechanic back.
Anyways, it's pretty simple, and aside from being generally buffed, Baldren's the same as usual.
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~ Doerfein Ragnite Mines - Main Story Event ~
Music: Theme of the Rebels

Dude, just stop this whole rebellion. You're getting thoroughly beat by schoolkids. It's just embarassing.




*Runs off*
Good fucking job, Leonard.










Music: Conflict









I mean, really, how often has this scenario been used before?





















*A snapping noise is heard*

Music: None




Music: Faint Youth
























It's really not. Like I said, Candyhair is the only love interest in the game's main story.

Here's your answer as to why.




*Supposedly after leaving the caves*





Twybil's Summary posted:
: Curse you meddling kids! You haven't won yet!
: Tell me where the bomb is!
: Evacuate our men immediately?
: Yes, you fool!
: *Ineffectual pantywaist complaint*
: We don't have much time!
: Uh...get to evacuating immediately! Someone go find that bomb!
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: All right rescued all the ones on this side.
: Hey, I got all the ones on my side too.
: Cool, just gotta wait on the news for that bomb-
: Avan! I found the bomb!
: Great, now just defuse it!
: What's it look like? Does it have a convenient ID number?
: I-I...It's got a timer! O-oh! And an ID! T898
: Okay...just cut the red wire or it goes boom.
: But I'm colorblind! I have trauma, you jerks!
: Just do it! You promised! I believe in you with my power of blind faith!
: *Stares at bomb intently*
: *Effectual pantywaist whimper* *cuts wire*
*Miraculously, (because of course,) it's the red one and her colorblindness is cured*
COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN
: (I...I can see everything, I KNOW EVER-)
: Cosette!
: Avan! It's a miracle! I kept my promise!
: Of course, I had blind faith in you all along!
: Thanks for believing in me, guys!
: Wow, they still remember I exist- I mean, yeah!
: gg, clench play
: We're your friends, we'd never leave you behind.
: Hey, hey, what's this "friends" thing?
: S-shut it, I'll have you know I'm still a tsundere! Anyway, what is this promise I keep hearing about?
: Duh, it's a love promise!
: WHAT?! NO!
: Ew, no! Why would we ever do that?!
: Just "friends" are we?
: Don't turn it back on me!
: Please stop fighting! Also it's still my moment!
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: Kodachrome~!
: They give us those nice bright colors,
: They give us the greens of summers,
: Makes you think all the world's a sunny day~!
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I mean, that was nice, but it would've been nicer if it didn't feel so cliched. "Cut the red wire" , "colorblind bomb defusal", "we're all counting on you", and even the cure for colorblindness by way of friendship power.
I mean, literally, we just saw someone's colorblindness be cured by the power of friendship. Also Baldren got away again because thanks Leonard.
Cosette's terrible blood trauma potential has also been replaced with Beautiful World which gives her a chance to act again, and thus probably making her one of the best engineers. That's not saying much, though.
Next time, we see someone get cutscene killed again. And it'll happen again after that too. Seriously, nobody ever dies in this game with us just shooting bullets to win the map.
Oh, and we're going to be ripping off VC1 again. This will be a recurring theme for the last few updates, tragically.