The Let's Play Archive

Valkyria Chronicles 2

by The Flying Twybil

Part 44: The Finale of Captain Anime

Update 38: The Finale of Captain Anime

Alternate Title: Operation Didn't We Do This Already? , Part 2

Music: Winter in Lanseal

So begins the final stretch. Welcome to December, the end of the game. We still have to do bog-standard missions before we hit the real ending missions.

The ending of this game takes quite a while for something that's rather underwhelming in many ways, so we'll be doing the first half today and the final half tomorrow.

Strap in folks, we're almost done with this mess.

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~ Randgriz Throne Room - Main Story Event ~

Music: Theme of the Rebels





: And the dirigible is still groundeed for repairs after the Lanseal operation!
: Just... Just what do you plan to do?
: Townshend, you will take me to the Federation.
: S-Sir?!
: I am telling you to welcome the Archduke of Gallia as a guest.
: Surely the Federation will oblige me a visit?
: Eek! Y-Yes of course, sir! It would be my pleasure!
: L-Let's be off at once, then, Your Highness. To Anthold!



: Hmph. Even the Army will not follow into Federation territory.
: I'll gather my forces there and bide my time for the next offensive.
: Dirk, we move for Anthold. Prepare to leave at once.





: ...
: Hmph. Miserable puppet. I will not allow your fate to become my own.





Twybil's Summary posted:

Sir! We're losing all of the sudden!
: Damn, they really turned this around didn't they?
: Excuse me, but we're not planning on staying here, are we?
: Hell no, you're going to take me to the Federation. They won't follow me there. Yes, I AM threatening you.
: Eep! Okay, we'll, uh, use the hidden battleship that just happens to be at the nearby port!
: Perfect. Don't worry, Dirk, I won't let you fall into their hands. Even if you are a loser.
:
: Yes, you'll be my meatshield until the end, fool.
:

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Gigantic battleship/dreadnought and a crazed, racist leader looking to become an artificial Valkyria?

If you've played VC1, you know where this is going. And yes, I slogged through 11 months of missions for this. If you don't know what I'm talking about, I'll say it soon enough.

This game is awful.

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~ Anthold - Main Story Event ~

Music: Briefing





Music: Theme of the Rebels





: That's not possible. Intel never mentioned any battleship.
: Look, on the gangplank! Isn't that Baldren Gassenarl?
: What? Their main force is nowhere in sight, but the general's here?

Listen, you dinks, you have snipers. If you can tell it's him from here, then just take him out already! I mean, you won't be able to put him on trial then, but you know he's going to let you take him alive anyways, right?



: They're planning to run to the Federation with that ship.
: What?! Wait a second, they've got...
: The rebels have Leon and Juliana's data! All the Project Valhalla results!
: We can't let them escape. It's up to us to stop them.
: But there's nothing we can do once they're at sea.
: We'll radio the Navy for backup. Just a second. Umm...
: Rrgh, there's no response. They've cut the long-range radio relays.




: I forgot about that!

I'm not surprised you did. He was last mentioned 10 updates ago, nearly half a year ago in-game.

: Listen carefully, buddy. I need you to bring this letter to the Archduchess.
: Cordelia, remember her? In Randgriz castle? You were here with me.





Twybil's Summary posted:

: So what, this is the only port right? Where are they?
: Beats me.
: Guys, look! It's a gigantic boat!
: The fuck? That shouldn't exist anymore! That was a plot point from VC1!
: Holy crap, it's the general too!
: What?! This doesn't make any sense! Wait, that's the Federation ambassador, isn't it? They're fleeing to another country!
: Hold on, they've got LEON and Candyhair's data!
: They're trying to leave with my waifu's measurements?! Unacceptable! I'll call the Navy!

*Tries calling the Navy*

: Damn, they cut off the Navy!
: What do we do?

*Bird flies in*

: Plot Bird! He'll get the letter there!
: Wow, I totally forgot that was a thing!
: Go, Plot Bird! Find that lady you met for all of 7 seconds! The future of the country lies in your capable talons!

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Yes, Jarde is plot important. Did you remember that Plot Bird exists? Because I didn't.

Hooray for incredibly convenient plot devices to bail our protagonists out of any situation.

Now we leave, do a few more missions and then get back to the main story. Yes, this is the finale of the game.

Why are we doing random missions at the end of the game? I don't know, I was hoping you'd have a better explanation than mine: "padding".

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~ Anthold - Main Story Event ~

Music - Briefing



: Until Jarde can get to Randgriz, we're the only ones here who can stop it.
: We can do this.
: And we will.





: Take the Valkyrur squad and mow them down!








: That's Leon!




: I'm all right, Aliasse. Thanks.
: Let's get started, Avan. It'll be tough, but we can't afford to lose here. For Gallia's sake, and for your brother's.
: Right. Everybody, move out!



: He's dangerous. I can feel it.
: But I'll keep you safe. Avan, Cosette, everyone.



Twybil's Summary posted:

: Our hope for success relies on Plot Bird! Let's hold 'em off until he gets back!
: Got it!

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: Dirk, go shoot these fools up.
: Understood.

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: Reinforcements!
: Wait, that's Leon! (Leon...) I'm coming for you, Leon!
: Are you ready? [y/n]
: Yeah!



: watch out, he's got high dps
: but i'm a tank, dont worry, I gotcha

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Finally, we're at the last missions of the game- they'll be throwing three in a row at us.



This one's not much to write home about, aside from being rather evil. You have to defeat Dirk, and he's powered up due to a hidden supply vehicle. You have to get past him with at least one unit into the building far behind him. There you can hit a switch at one of the enemy bases and it'll open one of two buildings to the left and right of the starting point. There's also other units on this mppa

One's just got a promoted sniper in it, while the other has the hidden Supply Vhc. With that gone, and you hopefully not shredded by Dirk at this point, you can take him out with whatever you got. Tank fire and auto snipers do well at this.

When he falls, the mission's over.

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~ Anthold - Main Story Event ~

Music: Theme of Valkyria



: Rgh! Is he immortal?!
: Stop this, Leon! There's no reason for you to keep fighting for them!
: Rnnngh...



: How many of them are there?! We'll never get through this many!
: Don't you recognize me? Leon, it's me! It's Avan!
: Initiating attack.

*Laser charge*



*Fires it at Avan*



: Avan, he can't hear you! That isn't your brother!
: Leon, I won't let you...
: Exterminate them.




































Twybil's Summary posted:

: Leon, it's me, listen to me! LEON!
: Kill.

*Shoots him*

: AAGH!
: Avan, that's not your brother!
: Yes it is!
: Calling reinforcements.
: Aah! There's more of them coming!
: Eliminate.


: Understood.

*They shoot lasers at them*

: *Blocks*
: Ali?!
: I main tank now! You're not hurting my party!

*They fire again, she dodges*

: Fine! Extremely anime battle it is, then!

*Extremely anime battle occurs, and a helmetless Leon is left standing.*

: *Eyes clear up* (Whoa. The fuck happened?)

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Is it me, or did they entirely forget Avan got shot or something during that? Suddenly he's back with the rest of the team.

Eh, it's unclear. Let's see the resolution of LEON THE GREATEST.

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~ - Main Story Event ~

Music: None




: Leon?!

*He shakes and falls down.*



Music: Faint Youth

: All that... I've done...
: Even without being... in control, I... I was still conscious. I saw...
: Why'd you do it, Leon? How did it come to this?
: I wanted to... keep Gallia safe. For Mom... For you.
: I thought who... Who'd do it, if not... me...?
: Leon... You idiot...
: Protecting something with your life and sacrificing it are... different.
: Avan...



: You don't... need... This power... Graugh!
























Twybil's Summary posted:

: Massive...fucking...headache...
: Avan...
: You remembered my name?!
: Everything...I saw... I had plot-based...mind-control.
: Why, Leon, why?!
: Wanted to protect... what I loved... the same way they got...Candyhair...
: Leon... you idiot. Protecting and sacrificing are different things.
: Don't...lecture me on... morals... I was probably never told... what would... I was mind-controlled...
: ...Urgh... Hey, when'd you get so tall...? Listen, kid...don't do... gene modification- Graugh!

*Falls over*

: Kid, forget about me... move on with your life...
: No, I could never do that! You're half my character development!
: Just do it... tomorrow will be a new day, and you can... get real character development. Well defined... plot hooks...
: *Puts book on chest*
: W...what?
: "Carpe diem". An Avan original. I'll never forget you, Leon.
: T-that's... not how it works... also possibly... plaigarizing...
: I'll never forget you were my bro! Also kinda my dad! ...You can rest now. Don't worry about your little bro, okay?
: B-but... I'm not done... a-ah, fuck it... thanks, kid. You were... my only source of character development...
:

: Leon? Leon?! LEEEEEEOOOOON!!!
: (I'm just going to stand over here awkwardly and look possibly sad.)

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Avan gains Left the Nest, replacing his Brother's Words potential. It doesn't say what it does, so I assume it's an improved version.

Rest in peace, Captain Anime. You were the most ridiculous and anime design and your reveal was incredibly predictable for me.

Then again, you are the unfortunate catalyst for this entire plot, so...



Next time, see what happens when Avan acknowledges the fact that murder kid just totally killed his brother. Also come see the extent to which they ran out of unique material.
t, and instead of destroying a super train, it's just a high powered tank. It's a very similar plot point, at least.

I don't think you'll be able to argue "just similar" with what happens next, though.