Part 10: The Mythology ofthe Norse Ninja

The Mythology ofthe Norse Ninja

After scooping Lawfer's soul after his untimely demise while rescuing Roland from vampire guards or some shit I whip out my E-meter and take a measurement.

Hmm seems the thetan count surrounding Hai-Lan is getting pretty high. We move in closer to investigate.

Shit, that thing from Jeepers Creepers must have gotten its start here before making those horrible movies.

Meanwhile...

Oh, just like that your gonna handle an Ogre eh puggy? Somehow I'm not buying it.

HA HA HA, DIE FATTY!

Yeah, like you thought something else would happen? You went up against the toughest looking Ogre-Demon-thing on this island and all you brought was a bad haircut.

Back in town, blind girl still isn't having any luck.

Hell yeah, now you're talking. There's nothing like a fine set of twins. But it still creeps me out if they kiss.

Back at the cave of wonders...

Which one? I've got about half a dozen in my pocket.

Oh, nevermind, Lenneth must have left em in her other pair of purple valkyrie armor.

Lenneth gives the Ogre a swift kick to the head.

Evolving into Orglith? Ogereo? I don't know.

A ninja in Orge's clothing?

See now this guy has a haircut that says "I'm going to put my knives in all sorts of places in your body".

He's got a point there Jun. No such thing as a free lunch.

Apparently Soul Stone = chronic for his sisters glaucoma. Or maybe it's Clear Eyes, that stuff fixes everything.

OMG SCAMMER!

Hell yeah. You don't see Jun cowering in the corner begging to leave with his eyes still in their sockets.

See, my man Jun takes no bullshit. Handed Mr. Ogre his ass.

Oh keep monologuing buddy. I'm about to put 2 feet of katana where the sun don't shine.

Um, what?

Oh, he vanished. Now that that's done I can take this Soul Stone home and cure my sist...

NOOO HE'S A SCANNER!!!!!!

ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Ok, neat trick.

Ok, if your soul looks like that you need to call an exorcist.

So at least there is a sorta happy ending here. His sister didn't end up in jail, or a pox-ridden whore, so I'm gonna have to call this one a win. It looks like i've got one more soul to grab for this chapter, then we can get back into the killing of the undead hordes. I hope you all are thinking about who you want to see sent up this chapter.