Part 2: -Arngrim kills everyone + stupid princess hijinks-

Ok less drama, more Valkyrie Profile Awesomeness!

-Arngrim kills everyone + stupid princess hijinks-

One thing I love about Freya is that she refuses to walk anywhere. Little Miss I'm too good for the ground.
Oh yeah, Lenneth's helmet >>>>>>> whatever the hell that mushroom thing is growing out of Freya's head. It looks like she's got a goddamn football under her hat.

Um, you mean that in the sense and not the "It's time for MORE HUGS!!!!!" sense right?
We quickly teleport into the middle of the sky and Freya teaches me how to use my awesome powers of Valkyrie awesomeness to locate the warriors I need. It involves a great deal of concentration and making various magical gestures such as pressing the start button.

I feel it, I feel the cosmos. Arngrim ruins everyone, so angry.

Luckily my awesome power also comes with built in GPS. Freya and I haul ass over to Artolia before all the good souls are taken. Let's see what we find.

There appears to be some sort of conflict going on.

Arrogant, strong, overly-large sword. You wouldn't happen to be a video game hero would you?

Finally some action. Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!

Ok Arngrim, you're pretty nice in battle, but there's more to being an Einherjar than just slaughtering bird-ladies. Let's see what his home life is like.

Home crap home.

Ohh, he's pragmatic and sensitive too. Man if only you had some deep philosophical issues you would be perfect.

It's nice when you get to see someone doing what they love. Arngrim and Roland chat more about the differnt lives they lead. You can't tell from the pics but Roland has a bad leg, so Mr. Humanitarian takes care of him.

Some people have bowling trophies, others have statues dedicated to the number of widows they've made.

-Meanwhile-

Wait what...

Wait, that is a princess?

Her close up is ok, but from afar she looks like a Harlequin fetus that refused to give up.

I bleed nails now what?

Tell him Arngrim. Nobody's gonna mess with you.

Nice comeback your highness.

Ok Cloud, we get it, you're a badass.

Jelanda starts with the whole

"Whatever ho, you can't touch me."

So Jelanda, realizing that no one in the kingdom will go toe-to-toe with Arngrim hatches a plan to get revenge on her own. DUN, DUN, DUNNNNNNNNNN!

Rather than show you the 40 screens oh Jelanda being a dumbass brat I will now act it out with smilies:

:I have a cunning plan to trick Arngrim. First I will use a disguise.
:girl:: There, much better.
:girl:: Oh Sir Arngrim!
: Yes?
:girl:: Hi my name is um, uh....ummmmm.............Angela.
: ...and?
:girl:: I have a job for you.
: Ok, what's up?
:girl:: Oh, er, let's talk over lunch.
: Ok let's eat at the only Chinese restaurant in Midgard (wtf?)
:girl:: Ok I'm gonna yell at everyone and act like a bitch and then pass out from too much saki.
:...
:girl: zzz.

Which gets us to right about here:

GAHH!

My guess is fetal alcohol syndrome.

Oh, he meant "Why is she here?", not "Why does her head resemble a tadpole?"

Arngrim has a startling revelation that she may be mad at him because he served her father in front of everyone. Whoda thunk it?

After some time passes the ruphies wear off.

Yeah, I'm done with you, get out.

You've got a heat of gold Arngrim. See, he's not a cold-blooded killer, he's just misunderstood. Maybe he'll even give up the mercenary life and take up art like his brother Tiny Tim.

Next Episode:
-Shady dealings and dead bodies everywhere-