Part 14: Witch Fest 2007 - Final Level

Witch Fest 2007 - Final Level

And now we've been granted access to the final waxwork/time portal. This one will take us back in time to the place where this all started. It turns out the whole 'evil brother' curse came about because a distant relative caught a witch stealing from his property and decided to teach her a lesson. I guess she didn't have any money for food, what with spending it all on crystal pendants and tarot cards. So what do we do? Do we stop her having her hand cut off? Er, no. We join in. This is how to deal with witches, Waxworks style.

First, chuck a vial of toxic poison in her face. Then...


.. stand by doing nothing as she gets her hand hacked off...


... gaze in awe as blood spews from her arm-stump...


.. and just when she's coming to terms with the loss of her limb, shoot her in the face with a crossbow arrow...


.. then for good measure, stab her in the throat with Jack the Ripper's knife! And that, my friends, is how you lift a centuries old curse.


We finally materialize back in the Waxworks, to find our now non-evil brother waking up from what he believes to be a dream. So we don't get any real kudos at all - just this bell end who thinks he fell asleep. Thanks a lot. Maybe we could use one of the waxworks to throw him back into the timestream.