The Let's Play Archive

Wing Commander III & Standoff

by Ilanin

Part 56: Next Year in Kilrah!, Sol System, Sol Sector (Bonus Easter Egg)

Ok, nobody seems to want to translate Thrakhath's message. Here it is:

Thrakhath posted:

Captain!

You are a jerk! You stink!

You and your puny pilots have really spoiled my week. Earth is safe. I have had to recall my forces and I have singed my tail. And what was the point of your resistance? Your defeat is inevitable in the long run.

So the Hakaga was not enough for you? Clearly we are gonna need a bigger boat.

And so I will build one. Pah. Not one but many. The Hakaga were two thousand meters long? Hah! These shall be twenty thousand meters! You will gaze at them in shock and awe! How did he build them in such a short time you will ask. How come they weigh so little given their length you will ask. But if you search your heart you already know the answer. A sequel must always have bigger ships. You know it to be true. And so we shall!

This however is none of your concern now. Blair will fight these new dreadnoughts in the final game of the Kilrathi Saga Trilogy. But you? Your career is over Bradshaw! Never shall there be a sequel to Standoff! Never! This I swear! Mwahahahahaha!

On my blood and name,

Prince Thrakath nar Kiranka

Update tomorrow, because I too am lazy, so the other half of my commentary will not be edited tonight.