Part 83: Episode LXXX: Yes. This is Really Happening!
Episode LXXX: Yes. This is Really Happening!








Music: Gathering Stars in the Sky











Chuthulhu starts hoping around...









And with that, the furry abomination rolls out of the room. I like that Jessie is just brandishing a shotgun and looking bored the other direction.

Maria decides to give chase after Chuthulhu. Alright folks...

Just go ahead and watch this video or else youll probably think Im bullshitting this next part.

Maria gives chase to the very top of Shevat Palace, where we heard her rambling about something or other a few updates ago.





Music: Flight (Hey, this is probably the best track in the game. Go listen to it!)




Uhh...?

Alright. Maybe its going to randomly explode in a heroic sacrifice. Im okay with a Chuicide Bomber end to this thing.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhh...

And so Chuthulhu grew five stories tall. Hello. WHAT?!?!






So, yeah. This is actually a thing. The cutesy mascot character did just randomly turn 50 feet tall and is now fighting another characters giant robot dad. No. I have no fucking clue why. It could apparently just do that this whole time...

Pictured: Said 50 foot tall mascot character ass-slamming into a giant robot.

Achtzehn can try using all its anti-Gear defenses on Chuthulhu in a desperate attempt to murder the giant pink rodent attacking it. But the Chu-chu ignores all advances. Well...at least the Lovecraftian horror title is fitting...
After a few minutes of Achtzehn getting its ass handed to it by Chuthulhu...

"I'm not a low level life-form. I'm Chuthulhu. Don't be a bad loser! If you wanchu apologize, you had better do it while you still can."





And so Nikolai shoots Chuthulhu point blank in the face with its main cannon, ending the silliest battle in all of Xenogears.
Good fucking grief...



Chuthulhus Big Scene (Yes. Watch this!)

Music: Flight


Chu-Chu Concept Art Good fucking grief...