Part 29: The Rhyming Mage
Chapter 19 The Rhyming Mage
Road to Orobas Fjords
Of Bandits and Beauty Sleep
I hate you, Bellegar
Bonus: Chicken Out
Yaras Current Auras
- Static Charge Aura Enemies have an 14% chance of suffering 1 shock of 6 magic damage. (Amulet)
- Static Charge Aura Enemies have an 18% chance of suffering 1 shock of 18 magic damage. (Ring 1)
- Static Charge Aura Enemies have an 18% chance of suffering 1 shock of 18 magic damage. (Bracelet)
- Static Charge Aura Enemies have an 24% chance of suffering 1 shock of 36 magic damage. (Ring 2)
- Poison Aura 10% chance of 36 poison damage over 3 seconds. (Belt)
- Poison Aura 9% chance of 24 poison damage over 3 seconds. (Earrings)
- Magic Damage Aura 6% Chance of 1 shock of 6 damage (Helmet)
- Magic Damage Aura 5% Chance of 1 shock of 20 damage (Amulet)
- Spontaneous Combustion 7% Chance of 12 damage over 1 second. (Bracelet)
- Retribution Aura 10% chance of returning 20% of damage taken.(Leggings)
Music: A New Dawn
Video: Road to Orobas Fjords
The road between the South Valley teleporter and Orobas Fjords is infested with Black Ring. Fighting them at level 11 was pretty tough, and nearly lethal. But at level 13 its much easier.
(Yara) More Black Ring over there
(Talana) Where ARE you going, Dragon Knight?
Im not sure, really.
Level 14. 3 Strength, 1 Spirit. I probably wont quite hit level 15 before entering the temple, but I definitely will before finishing it.
Music: Bellegars Theme
(Bellegar) Soon I shall hang here the lamenting bell!
No one, Slayer, beats a Demon out of Hell!
Thats two demons down today. Not bad.
You get the same sequence of monsters no matter which shrine you visit first. The second shrine produces a demon. This is another possible source for the demon claw, but Tim will still refer to it as coming from the Black Ring Demon, which is one reason to do that before visiting a second Bellegar shrine.
I saved after this because I wanted to see what happens if you give Willy money. It turns out that to see all of his tricks, I actually needed to give him money at the first meeting. But it wasnt hard to load and get that footage. See the Behind the Scenes stuff at the end.
(Willy) Slayer! Finally I caught you again! Youll want that house now I can feel it!
Bugger off, Willy!
You cant be serious! A whole house for a few coins! Half now, the rest later. Its a steal, Slayer!
No deal, Willy.
But of course we have a deal! You cant refuse these prices!
Bye, Willy!
I cant believe it. Three times I offered. Your loss, Slayer! your loss!
If you sent David fleeing, here is your only chance at the +1 Attribute point.
(David) What are you doing here? Are they still looking for me?
(-800 XP) [+1 Attribute Point]
2. HERE HE IS! RICHARD! RICHARD!!!
Is the other conversation option, it makes him scream and run away. But Ive decided not to be a douche.
Relax, David. No one knows where you are.
I dont believe you! I can feel them stare Oh, I need to get out of here!
David took off like an arrow loosed.
Music: Majesty of the Fjords
Well, here we are in the Orobas Fjords, Dragon Knight. What are you going to do? Hop a boat bound for distant shores?
No. Im going back.
Orobas Fjords is the second main questing area. We cant actually do much here yet. The enemies start at level 18 and go up to the high 20s. I came here because I will want to come back eventually, and going to activate the teleporter shrine you can see down there was faster than turning around and walking to another one.
Video: Of Bandits and Beauty Sleep
Music: A New Dawn
Over there that looks like another one of Bellegars shrines.
And you think visiting it will be helpful why, exactly?
I have a feeling, thats all.
There was no obvious way to reach the plateau which had the ruin, but an old hollow log crossed the river.
Just as Yara reached the middle of the canyon, bandits sprung out from hiding.
Really? Youre ambushing me HERE? This isnt even a damn road! It doesnt go anywhere! Its a great ambush except that almost no one ever walks through here! And plus, Im already a member of Jagons bandits! Youre robbing yourselves! I uh, dont have an I.D. card, though. Come on, I thought you idiots were organized!
That rock slab leads to the ruin and wait, whats that over there?
Are they dead?
No, they seem to be asleep, but I cant wake them up. Strange.
You want to do this quest, it has a fantastic reward.
Deep snoring indicates Furley is quite dormant.
Hmmm I wonder
(-400 XP) Furley is dreaming about a beautiful woman. They are sitting in a tavern and he wants to seduce her. But he is so tense, and the woman is getting bored He needs something to steady his nerves. A drink would do wonders!
Really? Lets see. Ah, heres something
He takes hold of the bottle, drinks from it greedily, and rouses.
(Furley) Ah, I needed that drink. How did you know to give me that?
You were talking in your sleep.
I see! Shouting for beer while asleep. Haha! You must have thought me a real drunk!
The man seems to be sound asleep.
(-400 XP) Namdar is having a horrible nightmare. He is in a dark cave, trying to run away from a giant troll, but he falls and twists his ankle. The fuming troll is getting closer and closer, but the terrified Namdar just cant run fast enough. If only he could heal his wound
Hmmm
Namdar fumbles the potion in his sleep, drinks it and wakes up.
(Namdar) Lord, what a nightmare that was!
Are you okay now?
I am, yes! Thanks for helping me. I hope youll be able to wake my friends, because no shouting or shaking will help!
Nightwinkle is fast asleep.
(-400 XP) Nightwinkle is dreaming about an archery contest she desperately wants to win. Panic sets in as she realises she is lacking a critical ingredient for her potion! Of all things, how could she for get a big red apple?
Well, I was saving some for a snack, but
She grabs the apple, mutters something, smiles, and awakens.
(Nightwinkle) Awake at last! I would have gone mad for sure!
Because you lacked an apple?
What a stupid dream I was having! If it really had to last that long, why couldnt I dream about the unicorn again?
Glad youre all better now.
The three of us awake at last! Oh, that dream! Ill never have another red apple again!
It wasnt that bad, I, er I killed this enormous troll with my bare hands!
Thats nothing! I dreamt that the most beautiful woman you ever saw came on to me!
Here you are, but moments awake and already daydreaming.
Ahem, yes, never mind, eh! What do you say we reward our friend here?
I know! You can have that gem we found up in the hills.
Yes, I still have that. Here, take it with our blessings.
What exactly happened to the three of you?
We were just walking to the village when some weird, rhyming fellow gave us a bottle of wine. We all shared a drink and the next thing I remember is waking up from that awful nightmare you rescued me from.
Thank you so much, Slayer. Well head to Broken Valley now and hope the rest of the journey is a bit less eventful!
Quest Reward: Malachite Gem
Those who slept you have woken. Such heroism! Wake me when we reach the Maxos Temple, would you?
This is not an official quest, so theres no standard quest reward for helping them. But you get something much better: a rare Malachite Gem, one of only three possible in Broken Valley, so dont miss this quest. In Ego Draconis it was bugged and typically it locked up the game when trying to talk to them, so you couldnt finish it. That was annoying, but it was fixed in DKS, although Nightwinkles dialogue seems to have a couple misplaced lines still.
Music: Bellegars Theme
The Demon hadnt a prayer
of defeating a sturdy Slayer!
No spawn of Hades could invoke your dread,
but how will you fare against the undead?
Pretty well, thanks. Huh whats in that chest?
On the piece of paper is written a single word in a language you do not understand: Scopgereord. Maybe someone can decipher it for you.
I remember seeing another set of ruins. Ive passed it a couple of times before.
Video: I hate you, Bellegar
Treasure is nigh, you are so close to your goal!
Too bad I chose to feed you to a troll!
Boo.
It turns out, Glazius, that the trolls really ARE more afraid of you than you are of them. Assuming you use the Fear spell, that is.
After Yara made her way back out of the sunken area, she spotted Bellegar in the distance.
You killed my minions one by one.
So now for the riches, you think, and then were done.
But theres no reward in my wizards den,
Instead you can fight them all again!
I tried to warn you. Its not like I have lived for hundreds of years already, and know what Im talking about.
Now you have to fight all four challenges again in a row, but this time theyre all level 12. Bellegar waits for you to defeat each group before sending in another, so its not hard.
You bore me with your constant winning, Bellegar has had enough!
So please go away and Ill give you some of this useless, shiny, yellow stuff!
Lets hope that was the last we saw of that rhyming psychotic!
I agree. I think maybe I should get to the Maxos Temple now after all.
Music: Bellegars Theme
You want to fly free as a bird: Bellegar can understand!
Enjoy the flight and dont worry about how to land!
Uh-oh.
Road to Orobas Fjords
Of Bandits and Beauty Sleep
I hate you, Bellegar
Bonus: Chicken Out
Majesty of the Fjords
The Map
Total Bunnies Killed: Still 4, thanks to a reload.
Yaras Current Auras
- Static Charge Aura Enemies have an 14% chance of suffering 1 shock of 6 magic damage. (Amulet)
- Static Charge Aura Enemies have an 18% chance of suffering 1 shock of 18 magic damage. (Ring 1)
- Static Charge Aura Enemies have an 18% chance of suffering 1 shock of 18 magic damage. (Bracelet)
- Static Charge Aura Enemies have an 24% chance of suffering 1 shock of 36 magic damage. (Ring 2)
- Poison Aura 10% chance of 36 poison damage over 3 seconds. (Belt)
- Poison Aura 9% chance of 24 poison damage over 3 seconds. (Earrings)
- Magic Damage Aura 6% Chance of 1 shock of 6 damage (Helmet)
- Magic Damage Aura 5% Chance of 1 shock of 20 damage (Amulet)
- Spontaneous Combustion 7% Chance of 12 damage over 1 second. (Bracelet)
- Retribution Aura 10% chance of returning 20% of damage taken.(Leggings)
Besting Robin gives Joris the guard new lines.
(Joris) Haha! You sure showed Robin! A Demon damn-well beats a boar in my book, no matter how big the hog is!
If you go to Broken Valley, you can find these three standing near the waterfall. I borrowed Namdars lines for the actual update, they were the ones implicating Bellegar.
(Furley) Well if it isnt my favourite bartender!
I see you made it to the village safely.
Oh, yes, that we did! And wide awake the whole time, hehehe! I have to say: the countryside may be beautiful, but if this kind of thing happens here, next time Ill be sure to take the zeppelin.
Must be off Furley.
Good day!
(Nightwinkle) Hello there!
How are you?
Great! Though Im a bit wary of going to sleep again. What a stupid dream I was having! If it really had to last that long, why couldnt I dream about the unicorn again?
I have to go.
Bonus Video: Chicken Out
That last shrine has a bunch of chickens running around. One on them is white. If you kill it
I cant believe you actually went through all that trouble just to off that raving loon.
And you get an achievement for it, too.
As mentioned before, Willy is a con man. What happens if youre an idiot
(Willy) Good day, Dragon Slayer! Willys the name, sellings the game!
Great opening line, my money is halfway out of my pocket already.
Music to my ears! I run the Broken Valley Real Estate corporation, and I have a few things on the market just for you! First theres Folos house in the village: he needs to sell it because of gambling debts. Or you can buy a piece of land and build a new house will be built according to your instructions! So, which of the two will it be?
I take it Folos house is reasonably priced / Will a new house be expensive?
So reasonably youd think Im mad to sell if for that price! / Rather, but itll be worth it!
And you only have to pay half now. The rest can wait till later.
(-500 gold) Youve got yourself a deal!
Excellent! Ill take care of the paperwork and will present you with the deed shortly. Pleasure doing business with you!
Weve just given him 500 gold and we didnt even get a fake deed for the effort. If you bought Folos house, you can go tell him and Rose about it!
Ello again!
I bought your house, Folo.
What? Rubbish! I aint selling nothing! Youre a weird one you are!
Anything I can do for ye?
Such a nice house this. I bought it from Willy.
Excuse me? Willy sold you our home? Ha! I hope you dont mind Sharing, Slayer, cause we aint moving!
Even if you do this, you cant ask Willy about it.
Hello again, Dragon Slayer! Now, about that house of yours!
You have my deed?
Not yet. There have been some complications.
(New house)
The delivery of stones got delayed indefinitely, so well have to use a more expensive kind that is available now. That will cost a few extra coins. But if you give me half now, Ill make a deal with the mason.
(Folos house)
It turns out the supporting beams in Folos house are rotten and they need to be replaced.
That will cost a few extra coins. But if you give me half now, Ill make a deal with the mason/carpenter.
(-500 Gold) Fine. Here you go!
Good! Ill inform the mason immediately. That house is going to be beautiful! / Good! Ill have those beams replaced pronto! And Ill be back with the deed in a jiffy.
Another 500 paid and still no deed.
My good friend, there you are!
So, you finally have my deed?
I hit a little snag, unfortunately!
(New House)
A workman was attacked and killed by a goblin. Now the other ones dont want to continue unless theyre protected. We can probably just hire some guards on the lookout for extra cash.
(Folos House)
Folo got drunk and he trashed all his furniture and parts of the fence. The good news is that now you can buy new and better chairs, tables and so forth.
Just give me some more coins and Ill take care of it for you!
(-500 gold) Fine! But this had better be the last payment!
It is, Slayer, it certainly is that! Hehehe! You have a good day now!
I wanted to stop you, I really did. But someone who pays this man three times does not deserve saving.
So we pay him 1500 gold and we dont even get a deed. Thats the last well see of him until the expansion.
Reader Participation
1. If we see Rhode at the Maxos Temple, what should we say?
a) Tell her what happened, and the truth about the Great Betrayal.
b) Make an excuse about being bored.
c) Tell her that were now a Dragon Knight-to-be and were off to kill Damian.