The Let's Play Archive

We Know The Devil

by Flac

Part 12: First Playthrough - 11 PM (♀ + ♆)

[MUSIC: Hair Tie]



The Venus and Neptune train keeps on rolling. Thanks to the powerful need to see a drunk Venus more than anything else, I imagine.



♀: Me?
♀: Ummmmm no I really shouldn't thank you for offering but I am—
♆: Venus.
♆: You are drinking with us.
♀: B-But we'll get in trouble and it's not allowed and it's illegal—
♆: I think you are having a problem understanding the situation here, Venus.
♆: Just by being in the same room with this bottle, you are already an accomplice.
♆: You will be held just as responsible if we're found out. They won't care at all if you didn't drink. You're already guilty, sweetie.
♀: Ah...ummmmm...
♆: So how about you just give in and drink.
♀: Well...I...
♆: Besides, Jupiter thinks this is going to kill us so please prove it won't. This is an important service you are doing.
♀: Um. No promises...that I will live...
♆: I won't let you if you don't. Cheers.



♆: Ugh. Come. On. Can't you. At Least. Eugh. Put on a good face. BluGH.



♀: I feel like my stomach is trying to punch me in the face.
♆: Be tougher please.
♀: NO!
♀: I REFUSE utterly.
♆: HAHA WHAT are you drunk.
♀: Lies.
♆: Venus you are absolutely tee-totally drunk. This is historic.
♀: I'm not at ALL. I'll take another shot and prove it. Somehow.
♆: You are completely on.



♆: I feel nothing. I'm a wall.
♆: *cough cough cough*
♀: How does anyone live long enough to get used to THIS.
♀: It's CRAZY????
♆: I can't believe you at all, you were so scandalized a minute ago, and yet, you are literally the drunkest person in the whole universe right now.
♀: You're a jerk Neptune! YOU know what your problem is?????
♆: HAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME? Oh PLEASE do Venus, I'm SO ready.
♀: Your problem is that you hate yourself!!!
♆: HAHA duh Venus, everyone feels like that, you're going to have to do WAY BETTER.
♀: No true uhhhhhh...it was something about how...like you treat hating yourself like a competition...
♀: I totally had it.
♆: Sure you did hun. Drink up.



♀: I think I'm warming up to it?
♀: HAHA I'M LYING, it feels like death.
♀: But like, nice and sugary.
♀: I don't care about anything and it's so great!
♆: You know what YOUR problem is?



[Silence.]

♆: That you *cough cough*
♆: You *cough cough cough* oh god
♆: Help *cough* I can't *cough*

[MUSIC: Three Eves]

♀: Oh no, oh no no, what—
♆: *cough*
♆: Bath
♆: *cough*
♆: room
♆: I'm gonna throw—
♀: I got you I promise! Jupiter come help—







[SFX: Music stops. Only the crickets are heard outside the bathroom.]

♆: This is so awful help me why won't it stop.
♀: It'll be okay, I don't think we drank that much.
♆: It's not the—
♆: Oh god.
♆: Hurk—
♀: Oh no.
♆: Go away Venus GO AWAY.
♀: No you have to—
♀: Oh...Neptune...what...?



♀: Neptune...what's going on?
♆: I said it's fine.
♀: It's a lot...it's a lot worse than you said...

[MUSIC: God Is Already Warning Us]

♆: It's still fine. I promise. I swear.
♆: Venus I promise I am not lying about this one. I promise.
♆: It'll be better tomorrow. Okay? We just have to get through it.
♆: Please. Just...don't tell Jupiter.
♀: Okay.
♀: I won't tell her.
♆: Thank you.
♆: I'm sorry.
♀: It's okay.



♆: Venus, your problem is that you are very nice.
♆: But you want something.
♆: And you think being nice is going to give it to you.
♆: But it never will.
♆: And until you figure out what it is you want.
♆: Every kindness of yours will be full of that want.
♆: Like mine is.
♀: ...
♀: ...



♀: You think being mean is more honest.
♀: But you're just as bad as Jupiter.
♀: And me.





♀: I hope no one finds out.
♆: Me neither.