I'm sure Jack Keane has no issues acting like a defenseless old granny.
Well, first off, when you manage to misremember the name of the main character in a thread whose title contains his name, it's not exactly a confidence-booster.
Second off... well, you know what it usually means when I quote someone first thing in a post, right?
That's right, it means (unusually protracted) failure!
(Also, 'There he is!'? Keene managed to disguise himself as a wanted crossdresser?)