Part 4: French Bread

Hold on, got an email.



Mission: Head To The Akihabara Vigilante Corps Hideout


I’m starving, gotta get some food.


The clerk greets me with enthusiastic boredom. She knows I am one of those Otaku bargain buyers who horde their money for anime products. She’s correct.


The cheapest food item is the French Bread. It will do.

Thanks for coming.


I will visit the other places later. I got a date to attend.


The world map. Only one new place is unlocked, but first…


I got tired of holding that bread, so I sling/stick it to my back. Now I am prepared for any social event without going hungry!








The backstreet… Ah, she’s at the right corner.


Is that a baguette on your back!?
Yes.
Why?
You never know. Ration. Self-defense. Anything.
What do you mean self-de-


Suddenly, a random event npc interrupted my date.


Wait, is that a French bread on your back?
Yes.
… Whatever, you have money?

1) N-no money with me now.
2) Sure
3) I can give you my clothes.


Are you mocking me! Die!


That hoodlum took out an aluminum pipe; I took out my French bread in response.


OW! Now you’ve done it, asshole!


Secret Technique of French Toast Lord -


Au Revoir no Wee Wee!

OUGGH! You stabbed me! With a French bread!
It's called baguette.


This silliness took awhile.


Both his shirt and pants are flashing red. That means…




What the heck!? HOW!?




Screw this! I am out of here!


Hey, you left your pipe… Told you to take my clothes.


Now, where were we? You were asking something?
Nevermind. Let’s go.