Part 13

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Alright, let's take that idiot kid's advice and do this shit.



I can't even begin to explain how a gold-colored lamp can fix a statue. It doesn't make a damn lick of sense. Is it really better story-wise then giving him, say, a statue-rebuilding spell or something? A lamp makes light, that's it.



Before heading north, we go back to the turtles for some necessary grinding.



Here is an island. I think it has a name, but I can't be bothered to remember it. I'm just going to call it Shack Isle for now.



Shack Isle appeases the sea. Thank you, statue-fixing lamp!

So, this is what the sea looked like before the statue was returned...



This is the results of our efforts. Onward, dolphin!





Presents. Thanks, Asina, see you there.



[] Azteca? Who the fuck is Azteca? Wait - he knows my role? I don't care who he is, where the hell is he? TELL ME.



[] Christ.







Welcome to Swan, the coolest town in the game and the first town to have new armor since motherfucking Protoa. (well, not counting the Amazons, but they only had a shield that sucked and was really expensive.)

Here's the townsfolk's latest gossip:

[1] This is Swan. Draygonia astle and Goa are to the north. I hear Goa is beoming stronger from some new type of metal...
[2] I hear the people against Draygonia are killed... or forced to leave... There are many hiding with Azteca... ...
[Soldier ] You bug me! Go Away!
[] The people of Draygonia are wonderful. Ha ha ha.
[2] They say Draygonia's new metal armor can even withstand earth's magma... That means they can easily attack Shyron fort... Not good at all.

Draygonia sucks. We get it.

Inside a little shed, we found...



This bald fucker, who we haven't seen in a while. Sup, Stom?





[] Thanks for waiting for me in a shed, you idiot. That was really helpful of you. Also, Kensu? Fuck that. He's a jerk.



[] I see you care very much about this conversation, Stom. Asshole.



[] Any of you guys seen Kensu?



wn:

Fuck you guys. Hey Wisemen, any ideas?







As for Kensu, he kept spouting stupid shit about that thing he lost that HEY I STILL HAVE. I'M CARRYING AROUND THAT STUPID SHIT'S STUFF.

I'm going to paralyze everyone for this. I'm pissed off now. I'll find him if I have to paralyze fucking Mesia.



Nope, all asleep. Next!



GEE THAT ISN'T SUSPICIOUS AT ALL.

A paralyze later...





And he disappears. He certainly isn't making this easy.

Back over here...



We find this new chick hanging out. Suspicious! Besides, what the shit is she talking about?





[] I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GIVE IT TO YOU FOR LIKE A THOUSAND HOURS YOU ASSHOLE.





[] Wait, what? Aren't you all wisemen? Why did you need proof from a chick -... oh. Tang. I get it. Well, after this quest-shit I'm apparently on is over, I'm going to tag Asina so hard that when she won't be able to sit on that throne in Protoa for a week. That's right, pal. My fire ball is gonna be charged to level three, if you get what I'm saying.



[] Wait you're supposed to go to -



[] Ooh presents



...and he's gone again. Wisemen never stay still I swear to God.



Change is the coolest spell in the game.



It lets you change into Stom, a soldier, a random bitch or Akahana. Completely useless in battle, but loads of fun otherwise!



For example, here's the area to the left of Swan.



Then they attack me and I am forced to kill their faces in.

But with Change...







Booya. _{As a sidenote, after this you never see the guards again. The gate remains open from now on.}



Here are the newest enemies. These green soldiers are fucking irritating. They shoot an arrow or two a second, and it makes grinding annoying. Besides, they aren't worth a truckload of experience. The bird is the same one I saw ...in that one place. I can't remember where, but I've s- oh yeah it was the area before the ball of water. Silly me.



Next time: Goa!