Part 20
When we last left...

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[22:46] <Roar> oh god I teleported to leaf on accident >:|
[22:46] <dave|rodgers> Roar has INTENSE EMOTION THE EAST IS BURNING RED
[22:46] <Vallhallan> Kill them all!
[22:46] <Golden315> eh?
[22:46] <Vallhallan>
[22:47] <Roar> They are not dying they are invinciple to my wrath
[22:47] <Vallhallan> Lighting storm their asses
[22:47] <Zutaten> No, they're not invincible. They're just too dumb to realize they're being killed, so they don't take damage. It's some scary physics shit.

Fuck Leaf. Onto Sahara!quote:
[22:49] <Roar> I missed
It looks like it hit me instead
[22:49] <DocTree> you failed us

Sahara is a desert town that is inexplicably located inside of a cave that is somehow still next to a desert. It doesn't make any damn sense and I'm done thinking about the implications of a desert cave town. The town itself is pretty non-descript, save for this guy, who brings a sliver of understanding to my purpose...

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Again, this is completely against what the opening scenes told us. The tower was supposed to PREVENT war.


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This is actually completely worthless since we actually haven't seen the emperor at this point in the game before.

Anyways, enough of Sahara. Let's get out - ...wait, into a cave? What the hell? Sahara's geography is confusing as shit.
After a few uneventful turns, we come across...

THE PYRAMID.

Which features some cool new sprites and some of the better level music in the game.
Subsequently, that's the only picture I actually took of the inside of the pyramid. Just imagine a bunch of annoying mazes and skeletons and there you go.
Oh hey sup Emperor
After blowing up the emperor, we're greeted to a familiar sight.

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SHE IS IN THE HIGHEST FLOOR. THE MOST LOGICAL COURSE OF ACTION IS TO GO TO THE BASEMENT.

Also, in case you didn't hear the explosion, I just exploded the emperor.

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And exiting the room leads me right out here. Again, the logistics are a little off in Crystalis.

Anyways, here's the basement entrance that will undoubtably lead to the highest floor.

What lovely statues.

Balls.

OH MY GOD

JESUS THIS THING IS FUCKING SCARY I AM GOING TO THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM

MOTHERFUCKER THIS ONE DOES IT TOO