Part 5

God, this guy just loves to talk.
















They can risk being jailed or killed, but they just don't know how to take criticism. Ebaert, the most popular local critic, has reduced many a mercenary to tears with his scathing reviews posted in town square.









I think he's referring to the Timenoid King. Interspecies politics sure is rough!

Now before Millennia goes on her latest killing spree, we should take a look at this Trap Tree thing.



It's a fairly basic guide that shows you what traps need to create to unlock better ones. Doesn't matter all that much considering I intend to buy all the traps, but it's good to know it's there.


Speaking of buying new traps, I now have the lovely Spike Rock. Because a giant boulder just wasn't overkill enough.





Why is it that all the women in this game look like they have Angelman Syndrome?




Finally, the talking has ended and I can start killing shit.


Click the pretty young lady above for the video of everyone dying. Or you could click here for the Google version / Backup



Now, these two died pretty easily.


Statz here, however, must have some kind of brain damage. He never attacked Millennia, opting to run to another room when he saw her. Yet he didn't try to leave the castle either. He just wanted to play some retarded version of hide and seek.


So when I found him just standing there, begging for death, I had to oblige.


Then you should have done something more than standing around.




That is a brilliant plan, and can in no way go wrong.


Next time on Kagero: Millennia's movin' on up