Part 9

Would it kill you to start a scene somewhere other than that painting?








I bet you never thought of a plan like that, huh?



And if he ignores that, then we'll leave nasty comments on his livejournal! We can't fail!







And so, Deadmoon declares Jihad on Millennia's castle.


Volcano. GROAN. I hope that's going to be it for silly names this chapter.


All right. Mucro is stupid, yes, but it's not as bad as Volcano.


A real name! It's a fucking miracle! There may be hope yet.


Dorkus. I'll let it pass.


So I guess that's it for characters th- wait a minute, did that say Goatbone?


...

I quit. Someone else do this LP, because I have had it with these bullshit names.




















Fine. Ok. Whatever. I'll play the freaking game.






I HATE YOU, GOATBONE!





While I was busy setting up traps, Goatbone snuck into the chamber. Oh well. I guess the bomb will take care of him.









Well, shit. Let's pretend that didn't happen.



Alrighty, so apparently Millennia has to play goalie with that statue there. In the rush to keep most of the invaders chasing her instead of the bomb, I missed out on videos for most of the kills.


This includes getting Mucus to walk over some obvious spikes a couple of time.




See, now if they put the giant rolling boulder trap in FRONT of that statue, Indiana Jones would have been long dead.



Take a guess at whose death I did take a video of. That's right, Volcano.
Googleized version. / Backup



Old Goatbone here was another coward. He just hid in a corner, flailing his arms. Anyone with that kind of a name should die in a fire, soooo...


This is how we do it.


Yes. Yes it is.



Oh right, that other guy. I wasted all my good stuff on Goatbone, so he just gets the usual claw/boulder/arrow.



Bombing averted!



Next on Kagero: Another Deadmoon enters.