The Let's Play Archive

Dekiru Otoko no Mote Life

by Nyaa

Part 13: Day Girl 6 - Failure

Failure Route


When having an opinion about a group activity…


(BBQ… I hate it)


What a drag!


When deciding to go to the BBQ event or not…


Savage people and their savage behavior.

Hmm, this is too much trouble. Hm Hmm…


The day of the event…










After enlisted into the BBQ event, what to wear for the event?


Oh, baby, we gonna be shiny and stylish!


                       "Yes… I will wear this one…"


                                            *Chatting noises*

Hello.
Hell--


                                  “Oh, I spotted Ms. Shoko!”


                                                   “Hey, baby!”

Hel--.
Wow! What…
Amazing…
But… Today is BBQ right?



Woman like surprise right? I got a surprise.


                       "Yes… I will wear this one…"


                                            *Chatting noises*

Hello.
Hell--


                                  “Oh, I spotted Ms. Shoko!”


                                            “Hey there, handsome!”

Hel--.
AH! He’s naked!
Wait, looking closely…


“Ah! It’s a T-shirt!”

What a bad joke.


This is a real thing. :magical:

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Day Six and a half: Bus Chat (Tanaka mini route)
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When you see the seat beside the girl is empty…


I can’t risk her rejecting me, so I will sneak into the empty seat!


… S-so scary!


When it’s time to mingle…


I am so sleepy…

So sleepy…
You seems to be tired, Mr. Kanta.
Did you slept late last night?
Hm… Yeah…
What were you doing?
What’s up, Shoko?
Ah, Ms. Tanaka. Mr. Kanta is just feeling sleepy…
Oh, why?
Ah, Ms. Tanaka… Actually..
Hmm, hmm.
The reason I slept late…


It really feels like Tanaka is staring at me…


Gaming all night long.

(What kind of game?)


RPG is the best!

Last nignt…
Hm. Hm.
I was playing certain newly released popular RPG, so I slept a bit late…

Oh, a RPG…




It has amazing CG and even got a movie, but the low animation frame rate is clearly not enough! Not fluid enough!
Uhh, that’s not the key point.
Ah…! I got it!


The point is to sneak into people’s home, ransack their chest and drawer for free loots!
Correct! Exactly!
Ohh~~
Someone’s already level 8 now!
Ohhh~ That’s very hard core.
Yep.
Getting to that kind of level… hmm, it’s a rumor right?
Hm… probably…


Oh, sure… please take a good rest.


I like fighting game too!

Last nignt…
Hm. Hm.
I was playing certain newly released popular fighting game, so I slept a bit late…

Oh~~




It has amazing CG and even got a movie, but the low animation frame rate is clearly not enough! Not fluid enough!
Uhh, that’s not the key point.
Ah! Then…


It supposes to be a certain console’s unique title, but it decided to cross platform. Is that the one you meant?
Correct! That it is!
Oh~ So people that play this game…
Hm?
… Will write the character name behind a location’s name?
Hmm… I don’t know…


Note: Some sort of gaming practice/meme that I don’t know.


Oh, sure… please take a good rest.


I like Bishōjo game, especially dating sim!

Last nignt…
Hm. Hm.
I was playing certain newly released popular Gal game, so I slept a bit late…
Oh~~
Gal game!
Gal is…
Hmm…
What kind of game is that?
Ah!



It’s the forbidden knowledge for the wise and male only.

Well, basically…


It’s like an adventure game with scene by scene interaction.

Hmm, some of those are kinda like a novel.
Ah, yes, yes. They usually contain…
… Very popular male protagonist.
Ah!
And the character graphic doesn’t match the stated character age isn’t it?
Ah! Eh… Never thought about that…
Oh…
Riiiight…


Oh, sure… please take a good rest.



Fine, let’s enlighten the heathen that doesn’t know the great genre of gal game!

Gal game is…
Yes?
A game where the player role play the protagonist…
Hm!
… With a bunch of girls…
Ah!
And the character graphic doesn’t match the stated character age.
AH!


“Is like this…”

That means…
That means…



Basically, this is the kind of game that let you ‘mufufu’ alone.

Hmm…













SHE IS STARING AT MY SOUL


NO MORE TALK; MUST SLEEP.

Excuse me then…
Sur—

Zzz...
Ah!
Fu...
Three seconds! This guy is a master sleeper or something!?
Hmm ohh… Master…
There really are people that dream talk!
Universe… hold the universe tightly in your hand…
What kind of dream is that…?
Maybe it’s a dream about some grand galactic battle.
Oh!



Actually I have insomnia!

Last night…
Um hm…
I can’t fall asleep.
Oh, why not?
I have a little insomnia…
Ahh, I see…
Hmm…
Then, you better do you best whenever you get the chance to sleep…
Hmm…
I have a very good medicine!
Ah!


This is…
A prescription from the hospital a few days ago!
Oh.
This medicine will cure you right away!
This...
Is safe right?
Relax!



I better not.

Uh, I will try it later...
Anyway, I will take a nap.

Have a good rest.
Tis!
Ah?



Okay, you win. I will bite.










It is effective…


… Aaaand we are back to this choice after all the sub, sub-sub, and sub-sub-sub choices from Choice B. Kanta need a handhold now.


*Swallowing saliva*

Hm?


Ah! Ehh... (What should I do)



A and B would just result in Shoko moving her hand away and awkward silence.


Emm… Ah, sure...


Now to deal the trouble that’s brewing up.





What’s wrong!?
Ugh… I am fine…
Ah! You’re not! Your face is all blue!

Are you gonna be alright?
… Ugh… I don’t feel well…
Motion sickness?
… An amazing wave is coming…
Ah!
A powerful wave…
Ah! Are you alright?


Let’s hold it for now.


!
… (Happy thoughts, think about happy thoughts!)


“Wait for meeeeee, Kaaaantaaaaa~~”

“Ah ha ha ha~~ I am here~~~”

“Awww~~~ wait for meeeee~~”

“Ah ha ha ha ha ha~~~”




… Drinks… Want some?
Thanks …



Now that’s out of the way, RELEASE THE KRAKEN!


!


“Sorry, sorry…Everyone…”

“Wahhhhh!”

“What are you doing!”

“Aaahhhh”

“Kyahhhhh! Is he?”

“Waaahhh!”

“EEEIIIGGHHHH!”



When Tanaka is about to vomit…


I heard scaring people will help distract them from the urge to vomit.


Kyaaa!
(What is this man thinking!?)



When decided to care for Tanaka and ask if she want to puke.

Want to puke?
Nah… I can still hold it…


Nah, I will be fine.
Don’t hold back.
Hm, I’m really fine. I really am alright… geez…


Wrong answer! Now puke, my plaything!

Is okay, you can puke any time! Come on.
… Ugh, I… will hold it…
NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE SHY!






After reaching the campsite and deciding what to lift…


Be free!


!
(Eh?)
(Bees?)
(Come help out already!)



When Kanta finally decided to help out and the girl offers to help you carry some for you…


Carry for her worked well and she appreciates that, so let’s go with NO MERCY!


                                                        “I am fine!”

Don’t look down on me!
Ah!
HAVE NO WEAKNESS IN FRONT OF BABE!
SHOW NO SORROW IN FRONT OF BABE!
Ah wah wah!?
Sorry.



When your friend failed to start a fire…


Useless. All men (except me) are useless.

You all suck!


Ahh, what a mess…
Then you give it a try, Kanta! You know how to start a fire?


Indoor fire only.

…!
No…
The heck is he doing…?



When Takana raid the food…


Yelling at woman to establish my manly authority!

MS. TANAKA!


How can you be so selfish! You think you are a princess!? You can’t just hold on a little longer!?


Camping mood ruined. Success!

… Ah…


When you are fishing and the girl come to chat with you…


Sharing personal experience is good…

This is a story from a long time ago…

I used to fall for this girl name Kyoko in Ikebukuro.











When asked to play some music for the event…


Popular music!

Hm? This music is…








Woah!
Ota…!
Only he is getting excited.



Next we go traditional.

Hm? This music is…


                                    “Comrade~~ of Japan~~”




                                    “Future of Fisheries~~~”
                                    “Fisherman~~ Boat Owner~~”
A song from Toba…
Ugh… Ballad!



It’s time for METAL!


                                              “Fuhhyu! Fuhhyu!”






… Metal Planet?
Is Metal Panic…!?
Planet… panic?



When a sudden rain comes and deciding what to do…


Gentleman honor require giving woman their coat!


“Here you go, Ms. Shoko~~”

Ehmm…
Thanks…


When riding the bus home and the driver is not feeling well so you ask him to take a rest…


Sir, but the time is really late…


He’s right; I want to go home now!


Wahhh!
Is this really fine? I-I am scare…


When the bus crushed safely reached a rest area and both Kanta and Shoko can’t find the bus…


Go home together!

Let’s hitchhike home together!
No, everyone would worry!



At the end…


E-everyone left!