Part 20: Night Girl 1 - Failure
You have no idea how many instant deaths we missed.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Failure Route
---------------------------------------------------------------
When you spot your co-worker walking alone in the dangerous night…
I am the hero this city deserves…
(Ms. Naoko, I will protect you!)
(I SHALL PROTECT YOU!)
…
!
When confronted by a salesman nagging you to visit the store…
Work your pitch on me, salesman.
Ah, we have the newest products in the market and they are very cheap!
Oh, how cheap?
A jug of beer for only 200 yen!Note: About two dollar.
That is…
CHEAP!! I know, right? How about it?
It wasn’t filled mostly with foam is it?
Eh!
Of course not! It’s all high quality barrel filled beer!
That’s impossible!
Oh, speaking of cheap, I heard the TV mentions something like this, I think the message is… Ah… Yeah…
Strange!
Ms. Naoko is gone… Sooo, come inside for a look? Ah! Maybe next time! …
I lost her!Invite the girl to a drink!
Ah, we have the newest products in the market and they are very cheap! Ohhh!
Ms. Naoko! He said it’s cheap! Wanna go in for a drink?
Eh! I will lead the way!
No need for that…
Ah… You’re righ- So…
You can you go by yourself. Alright! One customer, right this way! 
Completely abandoned…When there’s a fight on the street…
CHARRRRRRGE!
Enough, stop it!
Who the hell are you!?
Ohh! I won’t let you get away with this! Absolutely not for people like you!
Ehhh!?
What did you said!? You want to stop me!?
Know your place, kid! Great god of arms…!?
Take that! Argha!
… Mr.Kanta!
Ms. Naoko… Mr. Kanta…
*Sneeze*
EWWWWW!Fight! Fight! Fight!
Hey! Get on with it! Punch him! !
“Have some guts you idiot!”
“Punch him! Use left hoook!
Ah!
Aim for his face! Shut up! You bastards!
Sorry!
… Strange… Where’s Ms. Naoko…?When asked about your popularity…
I am the hottest thing ever.
Ah…
So you have notice. (Huh?)
I am clearly very popular!
Yep, extremely popular.
Oh, I see…
Y-yeah, so that it is…
Could it be that you have fall in love by my charm…? Such is the sin of popular man. What… this feel so disgusting… This man… is gross!I am not popular, waaahhh~~!
Ugh! Popular…
Yeah! I think you are very popular~ Why you say that!? I am popular? Are you really talking to me!? Was it the truth from your heart!? Can I believe it!? Ahwaa! Sorry!
Really sorry…
Exactly! That’s...
The feeling of my popularity! Huh…? This person… is scary!Actually, I am a cherryboy~~
No way… I am popular…? Yeah! I think you are very popular~
But… I am… Still a…
Cherry …eee… Cherry…
(Creepy! This is a cherry boy! A real cherry boy!) Ah, yeah…you mean you are a cheery boy? Yep…
You really are… really are a cherry boy…! Yeah… Oh no!
Has been revealed to a girl…
How careless of me! Ah… He’s baffled!When confronted by a wild dog…
I have a dream!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) is dumbfounded… Ms. Naoko is dumbfounded…
pre:
Kanta continues to narrating his dream! It is a dream about an Idol agency’s boss abusing his authority
pre:
Ms. Naoko is disappointed… Wild Dog (Chihuahua) is charging up…
pre:
Kanta tells Wild dog (Chihuahua) about the boss And the idols’ intimate behaviors!
pre:
Ms. Naoko is very disappointed…
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) attack!
pre:
Ms. Naoko is extremely disappointed.
Time to throw a biscuit!
pre:
But he doesn’t carry a biscuit!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) begins to barks!
pre:
Kanta is shaken!
pre:
Kanta tries to equip –Biscuit- again!
pre:
But he doesn’t carry a biscuit!
pre:
Ms. Naoko is watching…
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) begins to charge up…
pre:
Kanta finally realize… He doesn’t have biscuit…
pre:
Ms. Naoko is watching…
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) attack!
pre:
Ms. Naoko walks out of sight…
… I have nothing.
pre:
How to deal with it?
Get the trash can!
pre:
There’s lot of trash in the Plastic Trash Can!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) is watching you! Kanta equipped –Plastic Trash Can—
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) barks
pre:
Kanta throw the Plastic Trash Can!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) is dumbfounded… Ms. Naoko is dumbfounded…
pre:
Kanta brags about the victory Ms. Naoko laughs!
Nah, we shall let the Chihuahua pro handle this.
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) watching her!
pre:
Kanta order Ms. Naoko to attack! But Ms. Naoko is not moving!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) begins to barks!
pre:
Kanta order Ms. Naoko to attack! But Ms. Naoko is still not moving!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) escaped! Kanta escaped! Ms. Naoko is not moving!
Time to become one with the animal expert…
pre:
Kanta tries to communicate with Wild Dog (Chihuahua)!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) not thinking anything!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) attacks! -12HP
pre:
Kanta tries to communicate with Wild Dog (Chihuahua)!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) not thinking anything!
pre:
Wild Dog (Chihuahua) attacks! -12HP
pre:
Ms. Naoko is baffled!
Note: All the battle scenes lead to the "Phew~ that was dangerous, let's go" scene later.
When the big guy blame Ms. Naoko for the damage on the car…
Kick his ass!
Ah? Is there nothing can be do about this? Ugh! Ms. Naoko… Let me handle this!
Ah?
"You fool! I will take care of you!"
Mr. Kanta!
AH!
Ah… My life…
Is a mess…!
Hmph!Run for our life!
Ms. Naoko… Hm! Over here! Huh?*Run away noise*
Hey! Is there no way to settle this?
Yes sir!
We should be fine here, are you alright? Yeah. Woah!
Nau Getto! Chānsu!
So… Hm!? What to do? What do you mean? You know… Aren’t you tired? Not really… …
Let’s go in and have a rest…
SCUM! RUFFAN! PERV!
I’m leaving!Best to just leave.
Then…
Hm!? Let us-- Hm!? Us?
Let us hurry to the tram station! Hmm… Ah… Yeah. …When approached by a suspicious man selling dangerous dvd…
How dangerous can a DVD be?
YES I WANT! Are you sure, Kanta!?
OK SEE YOU! Ah? I don’t really understand, so I just reply randomly.
You are under arrest for possession of illegal DVD!
Ah? What’s happening!? This has nothing to do with me! Bye! Ah, but…!Best to stay silent…
…Do you want dangerous dvd? NO! OH! KUNOICHI! *walk away*Note: Kunoichi = Female Ninja
You should had think of something to deal with it, Mr. Kanta.
Better run away from this illegal stuff.
Dangerous DVD is scary!
Wahhhh! *Run away* Eh! Hold on! Hey! Wait! OHHH! CRAZY BOY!! He’s the worst…When asked about your past bravery…
Once upon a time…
Head!? Yes. I was very badass back then! Ehh… I fought a bear during my junior high school era, and at the National Highway Route 256, I am known as Razor Kanta! Uhm… Okay...
It sounds amazing !I learn Karate from TV!
Yes, yes. I actually…
“I learn my Karate from the TV courses.”
Really!? There’s really people that can learn Karate from watching TV!?
Of Course! Let me show you!
Haaaaaa~ HA! Watch this ! Hicc ! Haa ! Wahhhhh Taaaaa! Huuurrrr ! OSSU! ... Uhm, that’s about it. Very impressive!On the last chance to ask for her phone number…
This can’t really be the last chance right?
See ya.
… Hmm, good bye.Welp, won’t hurt to ask for it.
Ms. Naoko, can I have your cell phone number? Ohh, cell phone number, sure! Please write it down! See ya. See ya, Ms. Naoko! … Hmm, good bye.