Part 15
The Alternate Ending:It all begins a few chapters ago-- we had just returned from killing Halatos and returning the ORA stone to the fake king. He lectured me about it for a little while and then disappeared with Judas. Depressed, we walked into the bar only to be confronted with the most beautiful woman in all Oddesia.
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Like a little girl, I run screaming from the bar, stumbling and tripping on cobblestones errantly. I make my way to the castle to maybe get some respite in the kind words of the king.
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Well that tears it. Fuck this kingdom. Fuck the princess and fuck being a hero. in fact, fuck the shift key. it's been nothing but trouble.
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The adventure of Jesus has come to an end. Liquor and whores, here I come.
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