Part 26: Red Christmas
Update 26: Red Christmas
Andrew didn't seem surprised to see me, but he was very grateful for the cash. At least this time I was serious about not being able to afford $10,000.

Nobody likes to hear the words "trial and error" in regards to major surgery, but I have a feeling the Auto-Doc was the major contributor. Luckily he didn't get any of the really important nerve endings.

By the time we got back to New Reno it was early morning on the pre-War holiday of Christmas. To this day, December 25th of 2241 is still referred to as the "Red Christmas" or "Bloody Christmas."

We started our day off by going to meet with the Salvatores to go on one of their secret transactions. They just wanted us to look big and mean, and with Marcus and Sulik we had an advantage in that area.

The Salvatores were trading raw materials, including drug components, to a bunch of people who looked strangely familiar. It took a second to place it, but the machine behind them helped we'd seen something just like it crashed near Klamath. A non-berserk version of the robot we'd killed in Klamath started loading the cargo and we were released to walk back on our own.

Boss Salvatore offered me a chance to become a member of his crime family in order to shut me up about what happened in the desert, and didn't take my refusal well.

His guards rushed in to express his displeasure, and the air rushed in to the giant hole I shot into his face with my new pistol to express mine.

I also got to wipe that smug look off of Mason's face. I took his sunglasses as a memento, as well as all their laser pistols. They were worth a lot, and they also weren't something we could leave lying around for anybody to find and start using.


Downstairs the rest of Salvatore's men were waiting for us, although it took them a fatal few seconds to respond once we came barreling down the stairs. It was over quickly enough that most of the patrons were still having their drinks when we finished.

After popping a few stimpacks into those of us who'd taken a few hits, it was time to go next door to Bishop's casino.

I stopped in to pay a visit to Angela...

And then to her mother. Gotta say that the guys were pretty damn patient to stay waiting at the feet of the stairs. I hoped they weren't getting too friendly with the guards down there, because it would have been a brief friendship.

The whole point of the exercise was to get both of them out of the firing line, safely passed out in their own rooms.

It was a good thing, since Bishop had finally reached his breaking point about waiting for me to finish killing Roger Westin.

In retrospect, that was definitely a mistake on his part. It was quite a shootout in that small room, but nobody came up to check on the noise. This probably wasn't the first time that an employee had been fired.

Once I came down stairs the party started. The poor bastards guarding the stairs were surrounded and barely had time to realize that they were now unemployed before they were dead.



Downstairs was a bit messier. There were a lot more bystanders, and a few of them ended up getting shot or shooting by accident. Sulik and Cassidy might have gotten a bit confused about who was actually working for Bishop, and somehow nobody shot that damn comedian.

Over at the Desperado Big Jesus was waiting for news of Salvatore's death, not knowing that we'd decided to go wholesale.











A blurry, bloody few minutes later the top floor of the Desperado reeked of blood and gunpowder. We were the only ones standing, but we needed a few minutes of medical treatment. The Mordinos favored submachine guns, and for everybody without combat armor, dermal implants, and boxing experience those hurt.





Big Jesus was armed to the teeth and had a jacket that looked awfully familiar. I wasn't sure who Balthas from Modoc had been selling to, but his work hadn't been good enough this time.

Downstairs, Little Jesus made the classic mistake of bringing a knife to a gun fight. There's a reason you're not supposed to do that, but he didn't get a chance to learn from his mistake. He survived the first shot, amazingly enough, but not the second.

The place cleared out pretty quickly after that. The way that the Mordinos were so free with their submachine guns resulted in more than a few extra casualties.

I took Little Jesus' knife as a memento. It was a custom piece that wasn't easy to miss.


After that, we went and paid a visit to the Wright Family to talk about the Army Base. I figured that they'd take a decent amount of time to loot the place, and we'd be able to get in there before anybody else did.

After killing three quarters of the gangsters in New Reno, they called me the Coffinmaker. Why did I do it? I think it might have been a combination of disgust at Bishop's request, or maybe I just realized that once I started with the Salvatores there was no point in stopping. It could have been that the trigger was killing Frog Morton, because once you've killed one person to make the world a better place it starts to seem like a better idea every time you meet another asshole. Even now I'm not sure if I feel bad about it.

Unfortunately, they didn't include a fedora once I joined the Wright Family, and there aren't many hat makers in the wasteland these days.