Part 18: Wasting time all over the land
I'll get to Anchorage...eventually. For now, enjoy an update with GIFs!Wasting time all over the land
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Man, now that I've got this armor there's no way I'm carrying all this booze.
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I might as well keep all my Nuka-Grenade stuff in one place, too.
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With my burdens lessened, it's time for some exploring.
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More specifically, I really wanna see what's down at the bottom of that weird radioactive place.
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Oh, awesome. Some action already.
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Just a little closer...
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Haha!
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Eat that, you...
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...erm.
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That's okay, I got this.
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Well THAT was pretty sweet.
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And hey, free backscratcher!
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Let's take a moment to enjoy the scene of battle.
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Okay, that's enough of that. Gotta keep moving, after all.
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What a view.
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I spy something sciency, so scope is surreptitiously set up.
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Sinister soldiers?
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Spotted.
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Scorching salvos!
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Okay, no more time for alliteration, this is a combat situation now.
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I'm pretty sure that fire is only nourishing Dogbrows.
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Steady...
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Well, that works too. Thanks, stranger!
Not pictured: me being unable to find the corpse of the Enclave Hellfire Trooper. Oh well!
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Hey, what are you-
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DOGBROWS, DO SOMETHING
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Good boy.
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To the victor go the-
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Oh goddammit.
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DO YOU MIND?
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To the victor go the spoils!
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Let's see here...hold it like this and...
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Oh hell yes.
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I'm finally glad I kept all that fuel.
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Hey!
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No escaping.
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Anything good?
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Eh.
The Enclave Scientist Outfit, as you might expect, provides a bonus to
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Whup, another turret.
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I know what to do.
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God I love this thing.
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Before we hit the road again, I'll just nab all this Enclave stuff.
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Still a long way to our destination, so-
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You've gotta be kidding me.
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Huh. That guy with the laser pistol doesn't power armor.
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That's fine by me.
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VATS did not help the timing on this GIF. Oops.
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That was easy.
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Now for the rest of these smug motherfuckers.
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Fwoomp.
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Uh-oh. That other guy's drawin' a bead on me.
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You don't get to draw a bead on me.
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Well, that was fun.
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Trek trek trek.
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Oh my goodness, a raider ambush! Whatever shall I do?
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Sorted!
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Pictured: me checking the Pip-Boy after walking for about five minutes and realizing I'd overshot Wheaton Armory.
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Here we are!
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There's trash to clean up, of course.
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Thankfully, my Very Arbitrary Time Slowiness wins the day.
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All the time...
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Just fuck off already.
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Goddammit, dog. I've seen enough soul-crushing crazy shit today.
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Hey, it's one of those
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Always with the Enclave guys. Sheesh.
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Dogbrows is taking care of that one with the fancy power armor I haven't seen before. Good boy.
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Wait, FANCY POWER ARMOR I HAVEN'T SEEN BEFORE?
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From what I can tell, Enclave Hellfire Armor is pretty sweet. The set has a smidge less rad resistance than the Tesla Armor, but it comes fire resistance and a strength bonus, letting us carry ten more pounds of stuff. I also dump my missile launcher on him to free up some space because we have the Heavy Incinerator, and at this point, missile launchers aren't hard to find.
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Pretty slick, if I do say so myself.
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And it goes with my hat!
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Now for some exploring.
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Might as well suit up in full. I seem to recall this place being pretty radioactive.
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Jeez, I can even feel it through my armor.
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Thank god for modern other-dimension medicine!
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Still?! Man, this radiation doesn't fuck around. Oh well. Just gotta get to the bottom.
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Wheaton Armory's kind of a neat concept. Judging from those doors down there, I like to think there's a damaged nuclear missile just pouring radiation through the whole place. World-building!
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Can I hack it?
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Of COURSE I can!
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I'll be unlocking the door the nightgun's way, of course.
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Easy as pie.
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I...I had no idea...
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I feel like a kid in a gun store!
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Ooh. Big Guns skill raised by 2
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You better believe I'm taking this.
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I'll just leave this here as a surprise for the next guy.
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Now to get out of this godforsaken glowhole and never look back.
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That was fun.
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I forgot about my quest!