Part 5: In which there is a cutscene.

Chapter 4: In which there is a cutscene.

So, our heroes, and heroine, have conquered the violet villain, Garland, and assured Princess Sara's safe return to her inept parents.

Hm... let's go back to see if there are any treasures left behind in that Purple Freak's dungeon.
...There's nothing left. I just wanted the Princess's love... I shall never love another woman again.
That's what you said on our last epic fantasy adventure...


Well, that was a wasted trip. No treasure here, Pitu, just some cryptic bullshit.
Let's just go check out that bridge that the King so KINDLY built for us.


No sense in staying here.
Here we go!


Oh GOOD GOD! What is going on!? Silhouettes!?








...What just happened!?


Who cares!? Let's go and play in those peaceful woods!


Peaceful indeed, dear heroes. FOUR MadPonies/CrazyHorses?! Will this game stop at nothing to destroy all who play it? We make short work of these only to encounter something far, far worse.


Oh no, Ogres! These guys are mean, and deal vicious physical attacks to our level 4 party.




Medi and Libb took a pretty good beating, but we made it through. This is a great area to grind in, so I hear.


We reap the spoils of a battle well fought, and venture eastward through the woods.


Look at that, Libb, another town, maybe you can find a new lady friend there!
I shall never love another!


This is Pravoka. We will certainly find new spells and armor here. But first, we talk to the townsfolk to see what's going down.


That's an interesting way of saying hello.


Ugh. I suppose we better do something about this. Can't be having a peaceful drink with these fool pirates running around.


The nerve to face you? We were just saying hi.
Nice eyepatch, it goes with your baby-blue blouse. Let's waste this jerk.


So, we did have nine pirates, but I killed one pretty quick. Pitu cast RUSE in conjuction with Oyst's SLEEP.








What you gonna do now, bitch?! Get him, Medi!
TERMINATED!!!


Lots of loot and...


...LEVEL 5 FOR ALL!


...A vessel upon which to sail this sea of sorrows...
Oh brother.


It looks like fighting those pirates was beneficial. Now we can progress in the story. But there is a mysterious cave to the west I want to go look at first...


...At least it will be something to do to distract me from these idiots.