Part 14: In which there is a volcano. And ice cream.

Chapter 13: In which there is a volcano. And ice cream.


: Hey guys, remember when we had trouble with the monsters here. Hah. hahahahahahahaha.
: I....still do?
: Shut up Libb.


: Hey, this town is...completely surrounded by mountains. How do they get food?
: MAGIC SHOP MAGIC SHOP MAGIC SHOP MAGIC SHOP MAGIC SHOP
: But...But...FOOD!
The town of Gaia. completely surrounded by mountains. With level 7 and level 8 magic shops. Hell yeah.


: Here Pitu babe I hope this makes you feel better I know I would oh wait you're stoned hahahahahaha.
: Oyst! Now is not the time to poke fun at Pitu!
: You are damn lucky I can't cast this on you. Anyway, now that we're out of money let's go get weak shit for me that I couldn't cast before cause I wore a hat!


: See now I can save all your asses since Pitu is a goddamn mute.
: Aw, thanks for lookin out for us buddy.
: Shut up.


: Pitu you wanna heal me sometime soon please please please?
: . . . . . . .


: Or not...if we don't find a cure for you soon we are seriously fucked.



: Hey treasure bear, you can cast that fade thing now, right? I mean, I have the power to cast something like that, if I had any...


: Mm...mffff....


: EAT SHIT


: AND DIE. MOTHERFUCKER.
: HOLY SHIT PITU TALKED! EVERYONE GROUP HUG!
: YOU stay the fuck away from me! And don't you DARE go back to your goddamn useless self you can DO SHIT now. AND OYST. MOTHERFUCKING OYST. If you ever call me treasure bear again I will fucking gut you.
: Who says I wouldn't enjoy it?
: GAH. You are HOPELESS!
: Well hay Pitu talks lets go back to that volcano!
: You lead the way, fagbreath.



: Whew. it's gettin hot in here....
: Do and I rip out your liver.
: Oh Pitu, how I've missed you talking....


: Libb. You are about to hit. Fire. With your weapon. I hope you get burned.
: Christ Pitu, we still need him as a meat shield. Lemme ice the bastards.


: Hey look shiny can I keep it?
: yeah....sure.
: Pitu? Are you sure you're okay?


: Why yes, I am feeling quite fine, thank you.


: Better than ever, in fact.


: Treasure sense...tingling....
: You're pushin my newfound patience.


: Tingle...again!
: I got it too, race ya to it!
: Kids these days....


: Oowwwwwww. What are you trippin over me for, Medi?
: The treasure...it just looked so...DELICIOUS!


: Hot steppin in a volcano. Fan-fucking-tastic.
: Tell me about it. Lava does not look good on my robes.


: Does anyone else find it funny that monsters in a volcano are afraid of lava?
: No. I just like walking in it.
: .....okay then.


: I got to the stairs first! I win!
: Yes, you did. Good for you.


: More stairs? I'm tired already!
: Suck it up, bitch. And quit trippin on my robes.


: So...uh....which way first?
: Uh, guys? Do you hear a rumbling?


: Who the fuck puts candles in a volcano?
: It's quieter here...but..rumble.....


: And more candles in a volcano?
: rumble?


: And...more?
: Yeah, it's louder over here....


: Hey, this is pretty cool. Saves me some massive trouble.


: JUST TO HAVE YOU FUCKS NEED IT AGAIN.


: Guys, it's really loud here...
: Yeah..I...kinda hear it, too...


: HOLY SHIT BIG RED BITCH WITH SWORDS.


: WE DID NOT MELT YOUR ICE CREAM BUT WE'RE GONNA BURN THE FUCK OUTTA YOU.

: We are sorry about your ice cream, but thats...a lot of swords.


click the pic for a not very impressive battle, without commentary, orrrr....


: EAT FADE. EAT IT. EAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT IIIIIITTTTTTTT.
: Pitu. Calm down. It's okay. You stopped killing with it 3 minutes ago.
Click this pic to hear us screaming into our mics.


Kary's name in all versions except NES is Marilith. Including Japanese famicom version. I'm assuming it was changed due to the character limit for the NES.
: We are sorry we took your delicious ice cream from you! Now, where do you keep it?


: Whoo, shades of gray!


And another orb ignited.
: DELICIOUS!
: So, uh, where we go now?