Part 15: We are not racist, we just prefer legs.

Chapter 14: We are not racist, we just prefer legs.


: Alright! About time I can get me some spells!
: Don't get too useful. I may have to kill you.
: Hah. Hahahahahaha. Like that will ever happen.


: Yes! Fast! Check out these fast ninja skills!
: SHUT. UP.


: Well, isn't this curious. I thought we couldn't land on desert?
: We can when I'm drivin, baby.
: You did not. Just call. Medi. Baby.
Due to a bug in the game, this is the only non-grassland tile you can actually land on. It's the desert oasis.


: Why hello there, good turban! Would you mind showing us your wares?


: 50,000? For a goddamn bottle? This better hold the fucking elixir of life or some shit.
: No, it's even better! Look at the fluttering shape! It's a fairy! BUY NOW!
: Why do I put up with this guy again?


: Now for some me time. Spells of mass destruction, here I come!


: Hey look, a spring! About time I had some water! Yeah!
: Hey hey maybe we should let the fairy go! I bet it doesn't like the bottle....
: Libb no we paid 50,000 for that bottle you are not wasting....


: GODDAMMIT LIBB WHY ARE YOU WASTING OUR MONEY.


: Whoa! Hey fairy, how you doin?
: Libb. The princess is one thing. A fairy is something completely different. You are not going there.
Fun fact: Using the bottle outside of Gaia is completely worthless. And then you have to buy another one. For 50,000.


: Oxyale, eh? Sounds....
: We know, Medi.
: You're just pissed cause I did something useful again! Take THAT!
: Hey...didn't those Onrac people want Oxyale for their sub or something...?


: Yeeeeaaah. Bobbin Water.


: But...there's a mermaid over there...on land.
: Shush. I failed with the princess, you guys won't let me score with the fairy. We're goin down.
: LIBB. NO.


: Wow, check out this water. It's like we're swimming everywhere, but we're not. Cool!


: hey, soaked gold is still gold.


: Guys...remember the sharks? These are bigger...and greater....
: And certainly not harder. LIT3, MOTHERFUCKER.


: Holy fucking ambush. OYST. LIT 3. NOW.
: Christ Pitu, I'm workin on it. Get the lobster out of your cunt.


: Yay stairs cause I can't swim with all this armor I'm not wearing.


: Hey Libb, take care to, yknow, not fall into the endless abyss that is off this platform......
: Don't be silly, Oyst.


: Yes! Eat Firey Death! Massive spell power!


: Yes! This is mine! No one else can use it!
The Light Axe may actually make Libb useful. Not only does it have double the attack power his currently equipped rune sword has, but it can cast harm 2.


: Wow. Lots of rooms. That means lots of treasure!


: Yessss. Now this is what I'm talkin about.


: Well, would you like to...yknow...before you become bubbles?
: LIBB. STOP. WE ARE LEAVING. NOW.


: Or she's walking around town with a very...misplaced...leg.


: Yeah. Blame the fairy.


: Dont. Fucking. Say it.


: A slab. Of rock. That has somehow not been worn away. In 100 years. Under water. What. the fuck. And what are we supposed to do with this thing anyway?


: Yeah, in the meantime your friends are down below crying their eyes out thinking you've died. Bitch.