Part 16: DRAMA BOMB!

Chapter 15: DRAMA BOMB!


: Not this fucking dump again.
: Maybe they have taken this time to rebuild their clinic and make some improvements...


: Doesn't look like they did much of anything, the bums!
: Just take solace in the fact that we will never have to come back here.


This is Leifen. It is a far walk to get here. Bastards should have installed a helipad or something...


: Oh no! I don't want to have to walk all that way!
: Ah fuck, neither do I.
: Look, we dealt with grinding for an hour just so you could use FADE, it's time for Oyst to get a little something' something'.




: I think I see it in the distance guys.
: Aw, my friggin' feet hurt so BAD!


: If you don't shut the fuck up, your feet won't be the only thing in pain.


: I can imagine what kind of wackos live here.


: Hey! Look at how they're dressed! They all look like Pitu! Hey, is this your home town!?
: ...


: Yeah, well, we're not givin' it back.




: ...Yes, for fuck's sake. I'm Virnia and Josep's daugther. Jesusfuck. Just don't tell them I'm here, ok?


: Where, exactly? It's one big sandbox...


: Hey, Libb, I'll let you use the items this trip around, ok?
: Really!?
: Sure, just don't fuck anything up like you usually do.


: That jerk seems to be hidin' something in that alley.
: Guys, seriously, can we just go!?
: I think Oyst is right, there's something over there...


: Aw, this must be Pitu's house!
: ...ugh.


: You know, ladies aren't supposed go around with groups of THREE OTHER MEN.
: Whatever. I notice you aren't offering any fuckin' discounts when I am SAVING THE WORLD.
: Are any of these men husband material, even? When are you goin' do give me some grandbabies?


: I remember when we only had FIRE...
: ...Right, can I have my ultimate spell now?
: You have honorable intentions with my daughter?!
: Sir, honestly, you can have your fucking daughter!
: DON'T GET PREGNANT PITU!


: Pitu, your parents are kind of crazy...
: Yeah, they are! But at least her dad was sellin' some good shit. Let me cast this baby and see what happens!


: THE POWER! THE RAW POWER! FEEL THE AWESOMENESS OF OYST! I AM GOD.
: Will you calm the fuck down?
: seriously, it's not that big of a deal.


Ok, back to business. There's a fiend in the downstairs of this place. He's a jerk and we must kick his ass.


: NOT A BIG DEAL?
: ...Are you still going on about that, Oyst?


Sorry I didn't screenshot the contents of the chests, but at this point in the game, I'm only screenshotting NEW items that we haven't seen before, or super large sums of money.


: Well, you've been killing enemies for half of the game. I have been giving them annoying flesh wounds with a hammer. So I think the fact that I can deal massive death now is slightly more impressive.
: Oh, whatever. You can't be something you're not...


: And what the blue fuck is that supposed to mean.
: Uh oh.


: Maybe if you stopped trying to be a warrior, when clearly you are not, you wouldn't be so angry all the time.
: Yeah, you shove your 13 strength stat right up your ass there.


: Hey... uh - Look, Pitu. Some treasure, isn't it-
: I could be a warrior, I just... my parents made me learn white magic. It's not like I don't know how to wield a sword...
: Why should you bother, you're obviously better at just staying at the back of the line healing.


: Guys. Come on, guys.
: Fuck you, Oyst. You know, fuck you.


Let me interrupt this drama fest to tell you some facts. Sometimes a palette change does not mean much in this game. In the case of these guys... at this point, and with how overpowered the party is, they're kind of joke compared to their different colored cousins.


: I've accepted my destiny, Pitu. It's time for you to accept who you are.
: No, you killed your father with magic. Nice way to remedy the situation by mastering the craft that destroyed your family.
: Can you two keep it focused!? We're in a fucking battle.


: Seriously! Who cares at this point!? We've gotten so far and now you two are being fucking stupid.
: Yeah, guys! We all need to stay together and we'll get through this! We're the LIGHT WARRIORS!
: Shut up, Libb!


: At least you still have parents, Pitu!
: Yeah, and they've ruined my life! Now, instead of serving as the General of some royal army, I'm here running around with you ass holes, sticking bandaids on all your booboos and sewing limbs back on!


: Look. I'm sick of this. Both of you need to just relax. We can figure this all out later.


: ARGH! I'm so fucking pissed right now. EAT MY FURY!
: Pitu's kinda hot when she's mad, am I right, guys?
: When is she not angry!? And no!


There are a total of three of these in the game, according to Oyster. I'm giving one, of course, to Pitu who can cure some status effects and heal. Medi gets one eventually because he's our tank. Oyst... because he's weak, also has a ribbon. Believe me, if there were four ribbons, you'd get one too Libb!


: I liked this place better when we were talkin' to the mermaids.
: Even I'd have to agree with you there.


Lobster? Do you know what people from New England do to lobsters!?




: This place is annoyingly huge.
: Like your mouth. Now shut up.


Click the picture for a little video action.
: Oh, well, FINALLY. Jesusfuck!
: I bet this is going to be some pretty mermaid boss. Kary was kinda hot, and not cuz, ya know, she was lava.


: For once why don't these fools give up? Do they honestly think they're going to win?


: There ya go, Libb. Go give him a kiss.
: I like 'em curvy but this is just... no. No. This doesn't work for me. Sorry, baby.


: Yeah! You overpowered son of a bitch, eat that.
: Will you stop fucking around and cast SLOW already!?


: Why do you have to hit so hard? Don't bother trying, we're going to kill you anyway?


: See, I told you.
Took us a few tries to keep everyone standing though.


: I think I'm going to go upstairs and make the mermaids aware of who just saved them.
: Well, you're going alone because I'm not fighting anymore lobsters.
: You know what this means, guys, there's one more FIEND for us to contend with.
: Let's get 'em!